That Kelly Brook said her recurring crime against beauty is: "Not seeing my waxer as much as I should! My boyfriend sometimes has to ask me to make an appointment"... That Kate Thornton's son has been using her to tip delivery men: "I was wearing pyjama bottoms with nothing underneath. I went to the door and as I was taking the mobile my son came up behind me and pulled them right down. The guy went, 'It's all right, it's all right, I didn't see anything' - but he did"... That Jedward has only love for Scotland: "Scotland is cool because it has its own image and cultural thing. John and I would wear a kilt because we've never done it before. We'd maybe not wear underwear. If Britney Spears and Paris Hilton can do it, then why not?"... Because, unlike you, they're not eunuchs... That I hope no one else is getting the visual of Paris Hilton smugly departing a car complete with shaved tackle right about now *scratches eyes*... That Westlife have revealed the special guests for their Croke Park concert on June 5th *breaks into handstand* - it's JEDWARD!... That the pair will expose themselves during their three song repertoire... That Stephen Baldwin, George Hook and The Saturdays are on tonight's Late Late Show... That someone's still paying Danny Dyer to play (with) himself in films... The premiere guestlist speaks for itself... That Ozzy Osbourne gets embarrassed... Of Kelly's pending wedding reception, he said: "My short term memory is zero. Since the accident I can't remember what I did yesterday half the time. I can remember my ex-wife's mother's phone number from 1975 but I can't remember what I did last night. When I see people I can say 'Hi, have we met?' And they'll tell me I only saw them the day before. It's going to be embarrassing"... That Pamela Anderson has signed up for Dancing With The Stars, 'cause the show is looking to "boost the male audience"... That Howard Stern is being headhunted to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol... That, of Dr. Conrad Murray handing himself in to the police today, a source said: "Contrary to previous reports, Conrad Murray will now not turn himself in on Friday as his lawyer had previously stated and charges will not be filed. The LAPD so vehemently objected to the plan (that bring Murray being brought to the Sheriff's office by his lawyers and posting bail, without having to wears chains or handcuffs) the DA finally backed off. The LAPD wants to arrest Dr. Murray, book him and bring him into court in handcuffs and/or chains - something that is fairly standard in homicide cases"... That Jordan and Alex's wedded life has started as it means to go on: "Katie has been very difficult to manage. She has been walking around with a face like thunder a lot of the time. Her and Alex are also bickering over where to go when they leave Vegas at the end of the week because of their separate TV commitments. Poor Alex is getting it in the neck already"... According to sources: "They began shopping for their wedding as soon as they touched down in Las Vegas, although Katie was apparently keen to keep expenses down. "Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have,' said jewellery salesman Adam Martinez, who sold the couple their wedding bands. 'She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, 'No, I don't like that.' Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, 'You should decide because you're the one who’s going to have to wear it.' It didn't seem very romantic"... That, when they're not bickering, Katie and Alex are looking into adopting a child from Haiti... That Courtney Love bought Frances Bean a gaff around the corner from her 'cause they can't live together: "At Christmas time I bought her a house. And it took everything - I had to go to somebody else and get them to finance the house, because they'd frozen my account. And I was gonna blindfold her, put her in her house and go on the road - goodbye! That's it. So, there's no argument. She wasn't very happy living with me, that's OK she's 17. Lenny Kravitz's daughter has her own apartment at sixteen, it's fine. As long as it’s around the corner from me and I can have some supervision, it's fine"... That it's fine, apparently... That Frances is looking to embark on a singing career. She's "reportedly provides 'gang vocals' on a track called My Space billed as 'an anthemic 80s power ballad' alongside Weird Al Yankovic, Tegan and Sara and My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way"...
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