That everyone's talking about Gerard Butler joining Jennifer Aniston in Mexico for her "pre-birthday beach getaway" gathering... Everyone else is talking about Angelina and Brad being photographed together at yesterday's Superbowl... That Lady Gaga reportedly believes the spirit of her dead aunt lives inside her: "I thought I was gonna die (due to hoofing a load of coke into her on a regular basis). I wanted to be the artists I loved, like Sir Mick Jagger and Andy Warhol - and I thought the only way to do it was to live the lifestyle. But then I realised my father's sister Joanne, who'd died at 19, has instilled her spirit in me. She was a painter and a poet - and I had a spiritual vision I had to finish her business. I never met her, but she's been one of the most important figures in my life"... That Lily Allen wants to arrive on stage at next week's BRIT Awards in a plane: "Lady GaGa is usually the one with the flamboyant plans so everyone was braced for some outrageous feat with Beyoncé Knowles. But this time it was Lily who had the grand designs. She wants it to involve flying. At the moment the idea is to arrive on the stage in a model of an aeroplane"... That Dolly Parton wants to do a duet with Susan Boyle... That Heidi Montag said of her plastic surgery: "I'm very fragile. I'm not in a great place right now. I was hysterical the whole time. It was so hurtful. My body really set back from recovering from all the crying, stress and that traumatic experience. My insides were just throbbing and pounding but I know it's part of what I had to go through." When asked if she had any regrets, she saod: "I'm thrilled. I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life"... That Evangeline Lilly off Lost prefers Vegas to Hawaii, the big weirdo: "I think that on a certain level, living in paradise has been a little bit of a prison for me because you don't have a lot of freedom. It's not like working in Los Angeles where you can go out to Las Vegas for the weekend and take off and get away. When we're on the island, we're on the island. You're stuck and you can't go anywhere"... That Nicolas Cage said: "I always fantasised about what would happen if you could become a superhero. As a child I would call myself The Spirit and I had a white t-shirt with a black 'S' on it. I strapped a boomerang to my chest and I would prowl the alley at the back of my house between one and two in the morning. I don't do that anymore. Not lately"... That Cameron Diaz has been spotted "dirty dancing" with Alex Rodriguez (AKA A-Rod... that gets about a bit)... That Simon Cowell is dating a make-up artist by the name of Mezhgan Hussainy... That's probably the bird he brought to the National Television Awards with him, and his conjoined twin... That Tiger Woods is completely off the cocktail waitresses after two weeks in rehab: "Only a fortnight after allegedly checking into a sex addiction clinic in Mississippi, the world No. 1 is set to stun the world by returning to the Dove Mountain course where he made his comeback from knee surgery last year"... That ITV have been fined 3,000 Australian dollars (€1,900) and will pay 2,576 dollars (€1,634) in costs, for Gino D’Acampo killing and cooking a rat on I'm a Celebrity... The Australian RSPCA said: The animal was killed for a TV show, that’s not appropriate. The raw footage indicates that, from the first attempt, it took about 90 seconds before it actually died. The legislation says that an animal can be killed for human consumption provided it does not cause unnecessary suffering. Had it been killed and it was over and done with, we might not be having this conversation"... That Jamie Lynn Spears has broken up with the father of her child, Casey Aldridge: "Jamie Lynn hoped Casey would agree to tie the knot after he was involved in a car crash last year, but she grew tired of waiting for her dreams to be realised"... That Paul Gascoigne was arrested yesterday after getting drunk on a fishing outing... That Paul O'Grady was hospitalised after falling slipping in to Cilla Black's jacuzzi: "It was in the morning and I wasn't drunk, before you start. Now I look like W. C. Fields. No more glamour modelling for me. I've got to have a nose job done. There was me and Cilla Black in a hospital in Barbados that resembled a hut in Tenko. She had on an old-fashioned shirt and flip-flops with her hair on end and no makeup. I had a torn shirt with a wodge of toilet paper rammed under me nose. We looked like something out of Shameless"... That you can hear more of these amusing stories when O'Grady launches his new Friday night chat show on ITV later this year... That Tina Malone is engaged to her 28-year-old lover... That Shane Richie is yet another actor to slope back to EastEnders... He will take up the mantel of Alfie Moon again in nine months time...
