That Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely doing it... They were spotted canoodling in some pub in London, and Robert pretty much spilled his bits after the BAFTA Awards: "It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention", he said, to a Sun journalist... That Charlie Sheen needs Denise Richards to say nice things about him: "Colorado authorities want to interview at least three women from Charlie Sheen's past as they get ready to prosecute the actor on domestic violence charges, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Ex girlfriends Brittany Ashland and Kelly Preston, plus ex wife Denise Richards are all being sought for interviews... The district attorney handling Sheen's case has not issued subpoenas and authorities want the women to cooperate voluntarily as they collect information about Sheen's troubled past"... That Tiger's now blaming sleeping pills for his infidelities. They've got a programme for that: "In therapy, Tiger blamed a lot of his cheating behavior on his drug addiction, saying that the drugs were responsible for impairing his judgment... After he left Gentle Path (a clinic for sex addiction. They didn't go with the name Rocky Road for obvious reasons), Tiger flew to Arizona for his initial intake interview at The Meadows, which is better equipped to handle rehab for drug addiction and depression"... To clarify, Tiger was depressed, not hordenny fer a birrah ruff... That Tiger's lawyers have been on to PETA about using their client's image in an ad campaign - for neutering. TMZ reports: "Woods wasn't amused by billboards that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals planned to put up bearing his face and the slogan, 'Too much sex can be a bad thing.' Lawyers for the horndog golfer threatened to sue the activists if they used his once-valuable image in their campaign urging owners to neuter their pets... That not everyone believed in the GaGa: "I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I'd fail. I said to him, 'Someday, when we're not together, you won't be able to order a cup of coffee at the f***ing deli without hearing or seeing me'"... Assuming the deli scenario happened to said boyfriend, he also felt inclined to order toasted buns stuffed with bacon... That Helen Mirren said: "I'm actually quite docile, but sometimes I just lose it. I literally see red and it's as if my head explodes. I often start crying when that's the case. I generally cry a lot. And of course I've thrown stuff around in rage. I remember wrecking a public pay phone once by tearing it off the wall with all my might"... That one of the army of "sources" mooing about the Coles said: "For the first time, Ashley is aware of the seriousness of what he's done. He knows that he has messed this up royally. All the boys have been telling him he's an idiot and that he's blown the best thing that has ever happened to him. His football mates say she is the fittest woman in Britain and he's been a mug. Ashley is filled with remorse"... for losing the "fittest woman in Britian"... That Channel 4 see Kerry Katona as part of their "new look" programming... They are giving her £50k to let cameras follow her around, just like MTV did - before they canned her. Ages ago... That Shane McGowan and Victoria Mary Clarke will appear on tonight's Late Late Show, to burble about their Haiti Charity single, I Put a Spell On You... That, of Piers Morgan, Louis Walsh of all people said: "He's a bit smug. He's a bit of a know-all. He doesn't know anything about the music business. He's never had a hit record. I'm a manager. I do know about it"...
