That Sacha Baron Cohen has been banned from presenting at The Oscars as there was talk of him coming as a 'pregnant Na'vi'- who's been "knocked up by James Cameron"... That Cohen's agent said Matt Labov said: "I hate to use the term, because it's so ubiquitous, but there were 'creative differences'. Nothing acrimonious, but both sides felt that since they couldn't agree, Sacha might as well remain in London"... That Best Supporting Actress nominee, Mo'Nique said of her legs: "I tried shaving one time, and it was so uncomfortable and painful, I said never again would I do that to myself. I'm 42, and I'm very hairy. I must show America what a real leg looks like... because it's too much in the morning, every morning, to shave, to cut, you got Band-aids baby"... That Mo'Nique does stretch to shaving her pits, however, to keep "the stink" at bay... That, of John Terry's recent actions, fellow footballer Carlos Tevez said: "It's complicated to say something about what Terry did to Bridge. I don't think you can do that with the wife of another player. It's wrong. In my opinion, Terry has no moral code for what he did to Bridge. In my neighbourhood (in Buenos Aires), if you do that, you lose your legs, or more - you don't survive"... That, while recording her second stint on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, Lady GaGa had such things to mumble as: "I would rather die than have my fans not see me in a pair of high heels. I'd never give up my wigs and hats for anything. You see legendary people taking out their trash, I think it's destroying showbusiness... I feel completely detached from the celebrity world, you never see me falling out of nightclubs"... Eeeeeeh... and, ooooooh, eeeeeeeh?... That GaGa also said: "I'm an outcast from the music industry, I don't have any friends in the music business." She's friends with Mika... so she has a point in this instance... That Amy Winehouse took it upon herself to tend bar at London's Dublin Castle pub last night... That she refused to hand over change to a punter who quipped: "At least she's quicker at pulling pints than she is at writing songs"... That Megan Fox said: "I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian (Austin Green). I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand"... That senior cast members on EastEnders aren't happy with Jesse Wallace rejoining the cast as Kat Slater: "She was a complete nuisance when she was on the show. It would be a disaster for her to come back. She wasn’t afraid to speak her mind and often upset stars during filming. By the time she left, a lot of them were breathing sighs of relief. A lot of the cast saw her as a bully. She was aggressive and difficult to deal with because she was so strong willed. The petition was handed in last week. It didn't go down too well, but some of the senior cast felt it was a point that had to be made"... That Dana Delany is leaving Desperate Housewives: "Entertainment Weekly's Michael Ausiello says that Delany is in talks to star in the pilot episode of the planned series Evidence. The procedural drama focuses on the work of a medical examiner who was formerly a neurosurgeon"... That Sarah Palin is getting her own reality TV show: "Palin and her family would be on-camera in the show, which one executive described as 'Planet Earth meets Alaska meets her family,' referring to Discovery's high-definition nature hit. There's an awful lot of interest in her. As a short-order series, it might work. It would depend on what kind of footage you get"... That how Cork keptCrystal Swing a secret for so long is a mystery... That The Children's Champions 2010 Awardsprovided yet another oppertunity for sporadically employed TV faces to get tarted up and cart about impossibly large clutch bags... That you can see what other individuals, including those who attended last night's Choice Awards, got up to in Caught Out...
