That Robbie Williams doesn't want to tour: "Tempers are fraying because Robbie is non-commital at the moment. He's made no secret that he doesn't want to tour this time round but his management firm, IE Management, are keen to get him out after such a successful comeback. He is beginning to come round to the idea but is still unsure. People ('s bank balances) are becoming restless"... That the rather random guest list for the BAFTA Video Game Awards on Friday night included Chris O'Dowd, Dom Jolystill doing that joke of his,Emily Atack, Edith bleedin' Bowman (are her tights... flared?), Michelle Ryan's impressive cleavage/calves combo, Shigeru Miyamoto, a hint of Alex Zane's girlfriend's bikini area, and a surprisingly foppish-looking Charlie (marry me) Brooker... Meanwhile, across the pond, we had the opening of the Odd Molly Boutique in L.A., which boasted such attendees as Malin Akerman, Kelly Osbourne, and a female Brett Anderson... It's safe to say that Helena Christensen still has it... That N-Dubz are getting their own reality show on Channel 4... That Channel 4 are hell bent on making us miss Big Brother once it wraps this summer... That, of the makeup he must wear to play Edward, Robert Pattinson said: "You get to the point where you think, 'OK, I look like a transvestite now'"... That Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen got married in Paris last week... That Isla sent an email to friends afterwards saying: " We did it - we're married! It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss - just us!"... That Simon Cowell will marry Mezhgan Hussainy on a yacht - on September 11th... A source (quite possible either of his ex-girlfriends Sinitta or Jackie St Claire, who are both "organising the wedding"), said: "Simon sees Barbados as his home from home. It would be such a great place to get married, and the plan is to do it at sea. The idea is to pick up all the guests in Barbados and then sail to St Barts and get married there. Then they'd all sail back to Barbados for a huge party." That Pete Doherty has been arrested again, this time it's in connection with the drugs heiress Robin Whitehead took before she died in an East end flat: "Video footage from Whitehead's camera showed Doherty, 31, taking crack at the property - which was rented by Gill Samworth, 53 - along with his musician friend Peter ‘Wolfman’ Wolfe, 41, who found the body. Samworth and Wolfe have both since been arrested on suspicion of attempting to pervert the course of justice as they initially claimed that Whitehead took no illegal substances before her death. Wolfe later changed his story and admitted she choked on her own vomit after taking Valium and drinking alcohol... Doherty - who was most recently charged with heroin possession in December - has 21 previous drug offences and six previous motoring convictions"... That Dennis Rodman wants to have his way with Sandra Bullock: "I happen to like Jesse and hope this works out for them. However, should it not, with all her success and money, I’d be happy to take Sandra Bullock out for the time of her life." That she might have had her fill of tattoo riddled limpets, Dennis. That the 'W' and 'P' that Jesse James's mistress, Michelle McGee, has tattooed on her upper legs "does not stand for White Power, but rather Wet P****"... That Michelle simply allowed herself to be photographed in Nazi regalia in an attempt to be "provocative"... That Keith Duffy has left Corrie (again) to focus his energies on Boyzone: "I need to concentrate on being with the boys [Boyzone]. We've got a lot coming up so I've decided they'll take priority. I love the show so it's been a hard decision. But I know it's right. The blue rinse brigade are my biggest fans. They keep sending letters saying how much they love me. And it's because of them that Corrie want me to stay. I've made lots of friends on the show. So it will be sad to leave them. But I have to commit to the band"...
