That Charlotte Church's claim that she's "no' excirsizing, just eatin' less" is a load of balls: "Charlotte's learning karate and jujitsu - as well as having boxercise lessons. It's not the soft stuff, she's insisted on a hardcore regime. You often get people doing it for fun, but she's really determined and takes it to the extreme. She's always had the voice of an angel, now she's got the moves of the Karate Kid too" *cringes*... That Snoop wants to duet with Susan Boyle: "She's a great artist. I'm looking forward to going into the studio with her. Why not? We're going to get our minds together and figure out what we're going to sing about. I'm down with that. There isn't much I can't do"... That Nicola from Girls Aloud (one of the many celebrities I suspect is being paid by the May Fair Hotel to lurk about outside its doors) said: "If I'm really honest, we haven't spoken to Nadine since we did the Coldplay gig at Wembley in September. I talked to the other girls about it on Monday and no, none of us have heard from her. But there's no feud"... That Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whatevershe'scallingherselfattheminute has been consulting a psychic regarding what to do about Ashley: "Cheryl has met Jusstine twice and thoroughly enjoyed both sessions. They helped her to process her thoughts on Ashley. Jusstine explained she felt Cheryl and Ashley were soul mates in a previous life. Since the readings, they've been in contact over the phone. Now Cheryl has had a while to reflect, she thinks a further session will be beneficial"... That Mark Owen's wife is taking him back: "As far as a return home goes the phrase is 'the door is ajar'... Emma feels he's done everything he can to make it up to her and she has made sure he's learnt his lesson. Mark now has a genuine opportunity to move back in and show he's changed his ways. They're committed to making this work so everyone's hoping they can patch things up. But make no mistake - they know they face a long journey to get things back on track"... That Jim Carrey's been getting flack for Tweeting the following: "Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That's enough!--- No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle ;^)" That, when this was met with a less than enthused response from his followers, he said: "So, you guys probably don't feel like talkin' about Sandra Bullock?... I want 2 make it CLEAR that I do not condone infidelity at all, but 2 some degree the responsibility 4 it is shared by both people... In any event, infidelity has never been an issue 4 me. If I tried to keep a secret like that, I would grow a tumor and devil horns!"... That Liz Taylor is marrying husband number 9... This time, it's a 49-year-old millionaire talent agent Jason Winters... That Jude Law and Sienna Miller are engaged again: "They do not want to make the engagement official which is why Sienna is wearing the ring (that he got her the first time round, before he diddled the nanny) on the wrong hand. They are keeping it secret, but are very happy and really hope it’s going to work out"... That Sue Sylvester off Glee (AKA Jane Lynch) is engaged to her girlfriend Lara Embry... That Miley Cyrus said of her boyfriend: "He’s a 6ft 4in Australian surfer and I’m 5ft 4in from Tennessee and I couldn’t surf if someone gave me $10million so we couldn't be more opposite. But I went to Australia and to visit him and his family and I was like, 'Omigosh, this looks like Nashville'. There were like cows everywhere. I am like, 'How are you from the opposite side of the planet and your world looks just like mine?' And he was like, 'You know, some people are just like in tune'"... Or alike, and say like a lot, like... That Paris Hilton has split from Doug Reinhardt, again... That Pearl Lowe is knocked up, again: "I'm sure a lot of people will think Danny (Supergrass Goffy) and I have gone mad. Five kids! It is a bit mental. But Danny and I are over the moon"... That I still can't believe Benicio Del Toro is doing those Magnum Gold ads... That Courtney Love and Jessica Simpson bonded over Nicorette when they met recently, so Love Tweeted about it: "Why the hell do you chew Nicorette gum and are addicted to it yet have never smoked in your life? Dude I do blonde things too"... Like eat things that are blatantly appetite suppressants?... That Amanda Holden is releasing a Country album... That the "world's first combined tattoo studio and nightclub (surely there's a reason why it's never been done before) at the Mirage Resort Casino in Vegas... The likes of Tommy Lee, Joel Madden, Lemmy,Juliette Lewis, Billy Gibbons and a load of blondes were in attendance (some classy, others not so much)... That JackTweed's rape trial has commenced... According to The Sun: "Linda Strudwick, prosecuting, said the then 19-year-old victim was 'shy, sober and made it plain to both defendants that she was not interested in them sexually. They knew, the Crown say, that she was frightened and did not want to be alone with them. Anthony Davis held the door shut, saying to Jack Tweed 'Don't worry Jack, I've got the door, do what you've got to do'"...
