That Gavin Henson wants to publicly enter Church *hurs*... Of Henson asking her to marry him on her 24th birthday, Charlotte yammered: "As I came out of the shower, I said, 'What's that noise?' There was a helicopter outside. My hangover went because of the adrenaline of being a bit scared... Gav started talking funny, saying, 'We've been together five years, we've had good times and hard times. We are meant to be together for the rest of our lives.' Then he went down on one knee and said, 'So I'd better finally ask you - will you marry me?' I was joyous. It was perfect"... That, in quest to be edgy, Holly Willoughbaps said: "My rule is that whenever I buy a pair of shoes they should always be worn in the bedroom before anywhere else - during the sex act." Wow, that sounds so spontaneously erotic as "sex acts" go... That Pamela Anderson has "has failed to pay $493,000 (€362,560) in personal income tax" in the States... Hence her sudden interest in British Panto... That Dancing With The Stars contestant Kate Gosselin said of her eight young kids: "They watch with popcorn every week ('cause she's not there to make dinner). They were thrilled I danced seventh this week. They were like, 'Yay! We won't fall asleep!' They say I look beautiful. They're glad I don't scream in the middle of the routine like I do at home when I dance for them on Saturday mornings"... That, despite Stephen Merchant recently saying he wanted to move from comedy and write more drama, Ricky Gervais has confirmed that he and Merchant are "writing an 'out-and-out funny' sitcom called Life's Too Short - starring a dwarf"... That Russell Brand is getting his hair cut off for a role... That's how exciting today's news is... That Emily Blunt is to marry John Krasinski (AKA Jim off the American Office) "are to be married next month"... That, of Fergie's new perfume, husband Josh Duhamel commented: "I didn't like what she was wearing before, but I never told her. But this is good. It just works with my nose, I think"... That Rufus Wainwright said: "I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay. It's okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert"... That Sam Worthington said: "I was a bricklayer, I built houses and fell into acting because of a girl, as most actors do. She wanted to go to drama school in Australia, and I went along to do an audition for moral support basically - but I got in. She didn't and she dumped me a week later, so that was the end of that"... That Crystal Swingare going to "team up" with Jedward... Some loon speaking to The Herald said: "It's something that's definitely on the cards in the not too distant future. The finer details are still being worked out right now. Nothing concrete has been agreed on yet in terms of the song or the charity. It might not happen until closer to Christmas time depending on both their schedules"... Isn't Christmas trumatic enough...  That Derek Burke managed to entice Ellen DeGeneres into doing 'The Hucklebuck' when Crystal Swing appeared on her show last week so sing 'He Drinks Tequila, She Slowly Rocks Herself Sobbing to Sleep'... That Lea Michele has a new fringe, and therefore thoroughly enjoys WENN constantly confusing her with Penelope Cruz...

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