That the mad yoke who sent a rape threat to Cheryl Cole via Dermot O'Leary's mobile phone has been arrested... A City of London Police spokesman said: "A 17-year-old boy from Tunbridge Wells has been arrested on suspicion of malicious communication... The boy has been released on bail". As usual, the boy in question not be named as he's technically a minor... That Wayne Bridge's tryst with Kim Kardashian has come to a halt; he was afraid of catching something after she'd been with Ronaldo: "The Manchester City full back had hoped to score with American reality TV star, 29. But the ex-Playboy glamour girl was spotted snogging in a top restaurant with cheeky winker Ronaldo, 25, after watching him play for Real Madrid. And later she jumped in a chauffeur-driven Mercedes G-Wagon which discreetly followed Ronaldo's Audi RS6 back to his city mansion. Kim stayed about four hours. The following day she was driven to the airport in the same car to fly home to the States. Bridge, 29, fancied a date with the brunette babe after they met on his recent holiday in Miami"... That Charlie Sheen has shaved his head: "Sheen pulled a Britney Spears and shaved his head, RadarOnline.com learned. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head. Facing allegations that he cheated on wife Brooke Mueller with escort Angelina Tracy, Sheen shocked people Wednesday when he was seen with a shaved head. 'Charlie has been seeing her for weeks," a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com"... To clarify, that report was from RadarOnline.com... That Michelle McGee is still talking: "I want to say to the rest of the country, 'Stop taking it out on the mistresses and start taking it out on the men who are cheating on their wives.' Why are these men getting off scot free while the mistresses are considered whores, and we're stepped on and we're booed and we're called nasty names? It's the man's responsibility, they're the ones in the marriage, they need to keep their vows. It's very easy to say, 'You know what I'm a married man.' They can easily walk away"... That Eddie Izzard is to voice The Queen in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons... That Kate Hudson has had a miniature boob job, what with Us Magazine saying: "A plastic surgeon performed a small breast augmentation on the actress, 30, in late March. And the mom to son Ryder, 6, looked noticeably fuller on top while poolside in Miami on April 9. Explains another source, 'Kate makes jokes about her boobs, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities'"... That Daniel Radcliff is heading back to Broadway to appear in an all singing all dancing production of 'How To Succeed In Business (/Acting) Without Really Trying'... That, if last night's You Have Been Watching is anything to go by, a swirling cloud has careered through the atmosphere and landed on Charlie Brooker's newly lean head... That 23-year-old Scottish dude he had on the panel (the same individual who recently had the gall to take the piss out of "cheap Irish shop" Dunnes while "performing" on Channel 4's Comedy Gala), isn't nearly attractive/overcompensatingly funny enough to be transported into my living room of a Thursday evening... That Nic Cage, who keeps getting houses repossessed off him due to his crippled finances, has purchased a "9-foot tall pyramid-shaped super-tomb built in a New Orleans cemetery - with the expectation that it will be his final resting place"... He'll appreciate that when he's dead... That, when Lindsay Lohan isn't avoiding court ("Lohan skipped a deposition yesterday in the case involving her allegedly hijacking an employee's car in an insane car chase. Because why defend yourself from jail time when you can try on clothes then drink mojitos"), she's telling anyone who'll heed that she's going to portray one time porn star/latter day anti-porn activist Linda Lovelace in Lovelace the movie (thankfully not in a direct "re-imagining" of Deep Throat): "Directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman told us they haven't signed Lohan as their star. Epstein said, "Definitely not true for our project, which is 'Love lace.' We can't speak for any other project out there unrelated to our team"... That I'll leave you with photos of the midget who believes she has the blogging talent to "dethrone Perez Hilton"... Here she is, promoting her new single. According to a source at the ordeal: "While performing for a crowd including NFL star Dwight Freeney and Knicks legend Earl Monroe on Wednesday night at Greenhouse, the onetime reality-show star's top slid off. Rather than fix it, Tequila instead 'asked the crowd whether they liked what they saw. She then just continued on unfazed. Very classy"... That's one way of getting over the death of your lesbian lover/fiance and a reported miscarraige... Tila, when she's not promoting her single/celebrity blog/bisexuality, is planning to adopt a child...
