All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Simon Cowell has topped a poll again, this time it's "the celebrity that most women 'shouldn't, but would' want to sleep with". In other words, it's rather like the Ride You'd Hide poll we did some time back. The results of this one go thusly: 1 Simon Cowell, 64% 2 James Corden (CHRIST!), 61% 3 Jeremy Clarkson, 57% 4 Richard Hammond, 53% 5 Gordon Ramsay, 52% 6 Philip Schofield, 49% 7 Barack Obama, 47% 8 Ricky Gervais, 45% 9 Alan Rickman, 43% 10 Justin Bieber, 39%"... Whatever about James Corden *scratches self*, at least he's legal; that Bieber individual is a foetus... That Gerard Butler said: "I often finish work and feel the need to leave town. I'm like, 'I have to go now. I have to go to Iceland or go to India, go somewhere'... When you are going through places like Jaipur, nobody cares who you are. I was in the country for about five weeks, but in the three weeks I was away from the big cities I don't think I was recognised once. That makes life a lot easier'"... I'm about to make like infinitely easier for you, Butler, I couldn't pick you out of a line up of craggy faced stubble mounds down my local... That here's a snippet of conversation between 21-year-old DaisyLowe and her 40-year-old mother, Pearl: DAISY: "My mother makes her opinion of my boyfriends very known, and it usually has a massive effect on whether I am with them or not. I knew she hated my first boyfriend - in my rebel phase - and that's why I stayed with him." PEARL: Danny [Goffey] and I liked (34-year-old) Mark (Ronson)." DAISY: "Yeah, you liked Mark too much and that freaked me out, so that's maybe why that ended"... Take from that what you will... along with a car key from that bowl Pearl's proffering... That 20-year-old Bonnie Wright, AKA Ginny Weasley off Harry Potter, has gotten engaged to Jamie Campbell Bower of Twilight fame: "The couple was overheard talking about the happy news at a Gucci party hosted by music producer Mark Ronson in London on Wednesday night"... That various overprivileged yet undertalanted entities turned up to something called Art Plus Music in London last night... That Kate Moss, Jamie Hince, Jefferson Hack, Janet Street Porter and Tracy Emin were among the guests... That Naomi Campbell lost her cool and knocked away a camera after being quizzed over allegations she was given a "blood diamond" by the deposed African despot Charles Taylor. "I didn't receive a diamond and I'm not going to speak about that," Campbell told ABC News before walking out of an interview and "punching the camera in a producer's hand"... That, following on from the success of the much-hyped Madonna episode of Glee (due to be shown on E4 this coming Monday), Britney Spears' manager Adam Leber is pushing for the popular show to feature his client's work... That Andrew Stone of Pineapple Studios/Starman fame said of his band: "We are Sex Pistols, pop and Queen. We break rules. The industry isn't ready to take a gamble as there's not a lot of money around. But when somebody does jump on this - it'll go bang!"... All of 150 "fans" turned up to see him shake his heterosexual body along to five of his songs (two of which were I Don't Wanna Dance)... That Max Beesley is making ends meet in L.A. by playing piano in a bar "at the Los Angeles outpost of Soho House"... That MarkOwen has returned to the marital home: "Emma knows he is a great dad. She has agreed to give their marriage one more try on the proviso he behaves himself, doesn't so much as look at another woman and attends marriage counselling. Mark has agreed to all her terms. And he has even suggested they try for another baby to cement their relationship" *puts on the 'Yeah, there's nothing quite like throwing a new life into the mix of a shambolic relationship to cement things' record*... That Christina Ricci is the latest actress to be hunted down by the IRS. She owes something in the region of "$179,568.30 in unpaid taxes from 2008"... That Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria are still trying to subtly peddle those phones... That Kate Hudson hasn't had a boob job; now they're saying she's pregnant...

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