That, since Friday, Lindsay Lohan has now stolen a Rolex, been barred from LA's Trousdale club for "throwing a glass at Samantha Ronson, and has been dumped from her latest movie project, The Other Side, as bosses believe she's "not bankable" (The movie, which also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi and Alanis Morissette, is about a graduate student working on a deserted island. "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement," director David Michaels told TMZ.com)... That David Hasselhoff's ex-wife and the mother of their two children, Pamela Bach, has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for a DUI violation... "It is believed that Bach will surrender and begin serving her sentence from May 3 and she will lose her driver’s licence for two years"... That David Hasselhoff is mourning the golden days of Hollywood, when everyone drank and smoked: "Back then, things were different. Back then, every star smoked and drank. Think of Richard Burton or Humphrey Bogart. But nobody scrutinised them. Every kind of consumption was normal"... That of going to rehab waaay back in 2001, he added: "I knew as soon as I went into rehab, my reputation would be ruined"... Naaah, the more recent photos of you with a damp crotch being wheeled through an airport, and the floor burger incident, did it for me... That Taylor Momsen said: "No. I'm not really close with my (Gossip Girl) castmates. We're all cordial and nice to each other, but we're not really friends outside of the set. And we're all doing a different thing"... That Eddie Murphy's ex-wife, Nicole, is desperately trying to evict Kim Kardashian's ex-husband, Damon Thomas from her Los Angeles mansion... Yep, Kim Kardashian used to be married; she was 19 and he turned out to be a bit on the abusive side... That Gary Coleman is back with the wife: "The couple are back together just four months after the actor was arrested for allegedly attacking Shannon Price. The Diff'rent Strokes star, 42, was taken into custody in January after police were called to his Utah home following reports of a fight. No criminal charges were filed at the time but the pint-sized star was cited for failing to appear in court for a hearing into a separate altercation involving his wife in April 2009. He pleaded guilty to one count of domestic violence criminal mischief"... That Michael C. Hall has "fully recovered" from cancer... That Bernie Nolan has breast cancer... That Poison rocker Bret Michaels is suffering from slurred speech, blurred vision and dizziness and remains in intensive care after suffering an aneurism... That Slash wants to broaden Justin Beiber's horizons: "I Taught Ludacris Everything He Knows About Girls. Maybe the missus & I can take Justin & co to dinner & a titty bar. Australia has some amazing gentleman's clubs"... That Vinnie Jones got involved in a not at all orchestrated fight with a co-star outside some nightspot in LA: "Me and Tamer had words and a bit of a scuffle like a lot of blokes do on a weekend after a drink and a curry. We're making a movie together next week. It'll all be forgotten about by then"... Vinnie must be off the wagon - for the purposes of promotional duties...
