That Adam Ant had the plug pulled on him after he was invited to perform in a church hall... The Sun reports: "The 1980s Prince Charming singer swore, ranted - and outraged Christians by performing the Rolling Stones hit Sympathy For The Devil. When he was heckled by the crowd of 200 - which included young children - he snarled: 'I'm a punk rocker. I don't do Christian. You can f*** off to the church.' Monday's £5-a-head show in Portsmouth, Hants, was to raise money for a children's charity. But people walked out as Ant, 55, sang a duet with a four-year-old boy and failed to complete a single song. Finally the lights were dimmed and his amp was unplugged. Local Gerry Jones, 39, said: 'He swore a lot and just stood messing with his guitar. I was disappointed.' Ant, real name Stuart Goddard, later told The Sun: 'The show was s***. I wasn't told it was in a church hall'"... That Lindsay Lohan said: "I'm OK... when did I stop being OK? I am fine. I am happy and I am working, and I'm good. I'm surrounded by great friends now. You know, I have weeded out a lot of people in my life. I don't (have substance abuse problems). I work. And if I go out with my friends, I'm 23, and I'm allowed to do that. I don't go out to clubs when I'm working"... And there we thought she was at the stage of her career when "working" meant going out to clubs... That Leonardo DiCaprio is gracious (when surreptitiously plugging his new film): "The star, hiding under a hat, and girlfriend Bar Refaeli were asked to move four times at a showing of Iron Man 2 Saturday in LA's Century City. A source, speaking to the New York Post, said, 'He clearly didn't realise you could reserve seats. During the previews, Leo and his group were asked to move three times. Then, as the trailer for his new movie, Inception, began playing, they were asked to move again. They were gracious, [and] Leo was smiling at the irony of it'. They finally sat in the front row"...That Heather Mills said of Piers Morgan: "I can't stand Piers Morgan. I just can't believe that the country has put a man on television who put pictures in the paper of British soldiers, risking their lives, urinating on Iraqi soldiers. I can't believe he's been put on the screen. It's like, how short are people's memories? He abused the process and insulted the British soldiers in the worst way possible. Having worked in war zones for years and years and years and seen people die and risk their lives, I just thought that was disgusting. Now he's famous on that show and I just think that's really sad"... That Jim Carrey has been busy getting over his split with Jenny McCarthy: "He arrived at 3 a.m. with an entourage of at least 10 women. Once in the VIP area, he turned his attention to a pretty blonde who looked a lot like Jenny and a hot brunette. Things were getting so hot and heavy, someone shouted, 'Get a room.' Jim just burst out laughing"... That Mel Gibson had sex with a 26-year-old porn star, Violet Kowal, "around the time his prior mistress Oksana Grigorieva gave birth" to his eighth child... Midlife much?... That the universe brings good tidings today: "'Suddenly it's looking like Charlie Sheen may not re-sign with Two and a Half Men' - sources tell TMZ... 'Charlie is really into his sobriety now,' one source said, adding, 'He likes the show but it brings back bad memories'"... Of how he's playing a pitiful parody of himself in a really sh*t bowling shirts and shorts combo, murmuring predictable jokes while demeaning women with all the wit of a stained brick, yet still managed to get nearly $100m an episode?... TMZ continues: "with all the add-ons, Charlie stands to make between $60 - $100 mil for the next two years ... depending on how the negotiations go. We're told he's letting his people pursue negotiations for a new contract but, as one source says, 'If it doesn't happen it literally wouldn't faze him' ('cause he's already rolling in it). On the other hand, sources say Jon Cryer's people are all working behind the scenes trying to goose a deal. Cryer, we're told, stands to make $20 mil over the next 2 years if the show comes back"... It takes a highly skilled thesp to make Charlie Sheen not look like the pathetic one... That Russell Brand said: "When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward - 'I'm looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.' I've reached a point in my life where I understand empirically that this is not the answer. When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile"... That Kylie Minogue is still trying to get noticed in America....
