That Dr. Who is going on tour: "the live show, set in wartime London, will feature large replicas of the Daleks and the Cybermen battling on stage. The Weeping Angels, Judoon, and Ood will also appear on the tour, which is being penned by showrunner Steven Moffat (YAY!). The programme's stars Matt Smith and Karen Gillan will not join the event but are filming clips which will be broadcast during the show (boooooo)... That Robert Pattinson wants to play A&R man Steven Stelfox in a new movie adaptation of the novel Kill Your Friends, which was written by John Niven... A source said to The Sun: "Rob is a huge fan of the novel. He is fascinated by the music industry and is keen to get involved in the project. He's already approached producers, telling them he wants to play the leading man. If he gets the role it would be the darkest part he's ever played. It's an incredibly adult character and is bound to shock the tweens who account for such a huge part of Rob's fan base"... That David Walliams married Lara Stone yesterday in Claridges... That, instead of attending her court ordered alcohol education classes, Lindsay Lohan opted to fly to Cannes to promote her new film about Linda Lovelace... TMZ reports: "Simple math - If Lindsay doesn't complete at least four more classes, she's in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear... Lindsay will go to jail. Sources say Lindsay has made it clear she's flying to France for the film festival. We're told she's going to publicize her movie about Linda Lovelace. We're told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow. A lot of flying... but no alcohol ed. And there's this ... if Lindsay doesn't complete the required number of classes and doesn't show up in court next Wed., it's standard operating procedure for the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest"... And here she is, taking it easy in Cannes... That the people responsible for Spencer Pratt have disowned him... His parents "'noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it's too much. They even took the pictures of him out of their home." Us Weekly reports Spencer, 26, and Heidi, 23, have become virtual shut-ins at their $7,000-a-month rented L.A house, which is filled with framed covers of magazines on which they've appeared. 'No one ever visits,' a local tells Us, and the couple rarely leave. 'Heidi sits and stares in the mirror, while Spencer plots and schemes on his projects all day,' adds a Pratt source. 'He sits on the Internet, watches TV and tries to get press. That is all he does. It's totally sick'"... That Nadine Coyle is really starting to sit on her bandmates' baps... The Mirror reports: "The girls are getting frustrated waiting around to see what she is planning to do. Nadine has been working so long on this album that it's strange there isn't even a date pencilled in for its release. They'd originally scheduled it for early 2010. But there is no finished product as yet and she is still writing. If Nadine's album isn't released by the end of this year, she will only be able to tour by the end of next year, which is when the others were hoping to bring out another Girls Aloud album. Everything is in limbo at the moment"... That the Irish nation will be allowed to vote on this year's X Factor after being black balled for the last three years... That "thousands of hopefuls" turned up to the open auditions in Croke Park over the weekend... That Simon Cowell has been nominated for a knighthood... That Gordon Ramsay is avoiding his bills... The Post reported "the Hell's Kitchen star is being sued by two wine distributors who claim he stiffed them on bills of about $40,000 each. Now, Michael Braunschweiger, owner of the Bronx-based meat purveyor Endicott Meats, tells Page Six that Ramsay has gone AWOL on a bill for a cool $190,000. 'Just like with the wine guys, he basically stopped responding to me in Nov- ember,' says Braunschweiger, who sells to Zabar's and Dean & DeLuca... That, when on TMZ Live on Friday, Rachel Uchitel "suggested Joslyn James was using her Tiger exploits to become a celebrity"... This coming from someone who's just signed up to do a spread with Playboy... That Claudia Schiffer has given birth to her third child with Matthew Vaughn... It's a girl... That Les Battersby is homeless in real life: "He is carrying his belongings from one friend's home to another so he can get a roof over his head and some food in his stomach. Everyone's really worried about him - he's spent a bomb on booze and now he's got nothing"... That Shia doesn't always talk sh*te...
