That Louis Walsh has been spittling to Heat Magazine, saying such things as: "I think she (Nadine Coyle) needs Girls Aloud. I really do. I think she so needs it... The only person who can sort out the problems is (Nadine), because the other girls are all over here and she’s in LA... They don't have to like each other, they just have to work together. No girlband really gets on well, because they all want to be the skinniest, they all want to be doing lead vocals and they all want to go out with the most famous footballer... I think there’s another album there. They have to make one more. I hope they can work it out"... Deep... He managed to squeeze this one in about Botox: "Of course I have, and I'll have it done again. If the other three judges (including a 26-year-old Cheryl) can do it, why can't I?"... That Cheryl Cole is to earn £250k for prancing about at a private dinner party in Cannes for 30 minutes: "She is also believed to be receiving several trinkets as a thank you for appearing at the lavish event, which will take place at the Hotel du Cap, in front of guests including supermodel Naomi Campbell and designer Margerita Missoni. After her performance, Cheryl will jet straight to Monte Carlo for the World Music Awards"... That Sean Penn will miss his Cannes premiere of his latest film Fair Game: "He'd rather be in Washington, DC, where he'll testify at a Senate committee hearing on the mess in Haiti, his publicist said"... That Lindsay Lohan might be stuck in Cannes due to the ash situation... TMZ reports: "Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. She must appear in court Thursday for her probation progress report hearing - she's required to show because she has only completed 10 of the 13 required alcohol ed classes. But sources say she can't get a flight back to the States because of the volcanic ash from Iceland. Airports all over Europe are jam-packed and it's impossible to get a seat. Here's the thing - as we first reported (FORTHELOVEOFGOD,GETONWITHIT), if Lindsay doesn't show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest"... That Matthew Perry is to return to the telly in a show called Mr. Sunshine... It's about "a sports arena manager going through a mid-life crisis"... That Michelle McGee said: "I think men are made to spread their seed. Women need to accept that. If you're going to be married to somebody, you need to know that men are not meant to be with one woman. I think you can totally love your spouse and still sleep with other women. That urge will always be there if you're a man. I believe you can love your wife 100 per cent and still stray"... I'm sure Sandra will take that into account, Michelle, and way to tar all menfolk with the same skeeze-ridden brush... Jesse James's penile facilitator also said: "I do feel bad about all this other stuff. I'd like to sit down and talk to her over lunch. I don't expect that she would do it, though"... That Amy Adams has had a baby girl... That David Walliams and Lara Stone had Celine Dion's version of Beauty and The Beast as their 'first dance' song... That Donald Trump "brought us the topless bigot parade of Carrie Prejean, and now this year he's gone ahead and pissed in the 'Real America's' face by naming Arab-American and Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih, Miss USA 2010"... That Rima Fakih won a stripper contest for a local Detroit radio station in 2007... That Charlie Sheen has agreed to agreed to a new deal with Warner Bros. to do 2 more years of Two and a Half Men"... Fantastic... That John Travolta's dogs have been killed: "At approximately 1 a.m. on Thursday, May 13, 2010 an airplane carrying members of the John Travolta family landed at BIA [Bangor International Airport in Maine]. Officials said 'someone who is not a family member' took the two dogs for a walk when an airport service truck approached the jet and accidentally struck and killed the dogs"... That Spencer Pratt is "brainwashing" his wife... Like that'd be a hard thing to accomplish: "This week's episode of The Hills features the 26-year-old star bragging about his control over Montag, reports US Weekly. 'I don't let her go on TV (um?), no computers. The only thing Heidi does is read and write poetry (um?) and pray and pet puppies... She is logged out of the matrix,' Pratt said. Heidi's sister Holly, who fought with Pratt during last week's episode, said that she has had enough and will 'kick this little punk-ass bitch across time'"...
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