That Donna McCaul of 'Donna and Joe do the Eurovision fame' has "been shortlisted to perform in front of judges Louis Walsh, Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell this summer, after auditioning at Croke Park last weekend"... We've had quite the representatives for the last couple of years... That Mike just spotted Thandie Newton having lunch outside Lemon Jelly by near the Italian Quarter... That Paris Hilton's ex, Doug Reinhardt, is getting it on with the new Miss USA, Rima Fakih... That Janet Jackson celebrated turning 44 by cutting all her hair off... That Adam Ant has been sectioned again. He sent a message to his fans, saying: "Ant fans - please send me postcards at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital, Fulham Road. Please don't come down here as it may upset the staff who have been really pleasant. I am having a well earned rest at Her Majesty's Pleasure and am painting and continuing being an art student. I have a great view and am considering gigs later in the year"... That Lily Allen did well at the Ivor Novello Awards... What are the bets the retirement might go the way of Jay-Z's... Also in addendance were Kim Appleby of Mel and Kim fame, a jovial Neil Sedaka, a grumpy Noel Gallagher, a surly looking Chipmunk, a normalish looking La Roux... a time defying Yasmin Le Bon, and Paolo Nutini's serious posture problems... it doens't matter how much you slouch, Paolo, you're still pretty. Get over it... More on the Ivors in Jenny's Music News... That Michael Barrymore has hung up his homosexual boots: "Barrymore, 57, was pictured kissing an attractive blonde woman just two days ago during a boozy night out at the Cannes film festival in the south of France. And he spoke about his romance while filming for Channel 4's Celebrity Come Dine With Me (due to air this coming Monday). Barrymore told former Generation Game host Anthea Redfern: 'I'm having a going back in party soon. Would you like to come?' When Anthea asked, 'What's that?" he replied: 'Well, I came out didn't I - but I'm going back in"... Badadum...tish... That Michael Bay wanted Megan Fox to put on more weight for Transformers 3 and she declined: "Megan stormed out after a huge row with Michael Bay. He thinks she has lost too much weight and looks too frail. He wanted her to put on some weight and it all kicked off. The crew don't think she looks well, let alone the wholesome, curvy star they cast in the first film. She's going for this gaunt, pale image and it just looks unhealthy"... That Tubridy has Crystal Swing on the Late Late again tonight...
