That, of her hubby to be promoting his new film in Australia, Katy Perry said "I want to warn all those Australian girls to steer clear of him, otherwise I’ll slit your throats!" during an interview on 2DayFM... That Russell Brand said: "People think I'm vain because I look in mirrors so much, but I'm not looking in mirrors, thinking, 'Look at you, you hunk.' I'm just checking to see if I'm still there"... That Ashley Cole told his fellow team mates: "I thought Cheryl would never leave me..." A source added: "Ashley believed because of the house and nearly four years of marriage, she wouldn't up and leave totally and so quickly... The split has left Ashley in the pits. He thought he was invincible - Cheryl proved him wrong"... finally. That (slow news day alert) Miley Cyrus went shopping for underwear : "The Hannah Montana star, who lately seems to be working overtime to prove how utterly mature she is to everyone, recently spread some love and cash to the negligee-makers of the world by going on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree. And not just any lingerie - totally sexy lingerie... The lingerie she bought was more Sex and the City than 17-year-old stuff"... That Justin Bieber said: "I snuck out once. My friend slept over and we were like, 'Let's go out.' We just went biking and were being stupid but we weren't doing anything bad. But the police saw us and brought me back home, because there was a curfew on the area! It was two in the morning and I got grounded for a month! That's the worse trouble I've ever been in"... He would've been in more trouble if he'd told one of the cops "Don't ever f**king touch me again"... That Rupert Grint said: "Do I get recognised? It’s embarrassing; I think it's my hair. It's mad, yeah I can go out, but I get recognised all the time... I've always been quite a proud ginger so I couldn't dye it and betray the other gingers"... You can start by not calling your fellow redheads "ginger"... That Gene Simmons is being sued for "sexual assault and battery"... That a make up artist called Victoria Jackson claims: "she was working for ESPN Sports Centre on November 24 last year when she met Simmons wearing his Kiss costume. She claimed Simmons said 'in a lecherous and inappropriate manner, 'I like you’.' Ms Jackson claimed Simmons then shook her hand, grabbed and hugged her, with his costume’s spiked chest plate jabbing her in the face. After she resisted his embrace, she said Simmons started grinding into her, then finally released her. Ms Jackson described the alleged incident as 'degrading, shocking and humiliating'"... That Ben Kingsley unveiled his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on yesterday... That Jesse James, according to his stepmother, "has a history of violence and racism... When Jesse was about 14 or 15 years old he started killing baby rats by injecting them with alcohol... He told me it's what Dr Mengele would do. Jesse found it fascinating that Hitler could seduce a whole country. Then he became obsessed with Hitler's personality and the SS and he was fascinated with the Nazis. He definitely has an attraction with the power race thing"... That one-time Dancing With The Stars finalist, Gilles Marini, said: "This Nicole Pussycat person won. Imagine that? A professional dancer won 'Dancing With the Stars.' This is why I do not watch it anymore"...
