That 42-year-old Celine Dion is pregnant with, what else but, twins *jazz hands*... Given the length of her 9-year-old son's hair, she's secretely willing one of the bundles to be a girl... That Jack Nicolson asked Jessica Simpson out on a date: "I have no idea how Jack got my number as we've never met. He asked if I wanted to go to his Beverly Hills house for dinner"... She declined... That PETA have bought the Amityville Horror house: "The house in Amityville, New York, was the scene of an horrific slaying in 1974 when six members of the DeFeo family were shot dead as they slept - with the eldest son, Ronald DeFeo, later convicted of the murders. After that the home was said to be haunted, and another family, the Lutzes, claim they were driven out after being terrorised by paranormal phenomena while living there, sparking a best-selling book and nine horror movies. Now PETA hopes to lease the creepy home as a 'slaughterhouse' to drive people screaming from meat. 'In our horror house, the sound of slaughterhouse blades whirring while animals scream for their lives would play over loudspeakers,' Tracy Reiman, its vice-president, wrote to the owners. 'Visitors would be able to see animatronic hens struggling for space inside tiny battery cages and lifelike 'fish' gasping for air as they slowly suffocate on the deck of a fishing boat'"... That they would also have the opportunity to be "locked" in a small pig crate... That, of her management, Katy Perry said: "I've told them not to p*ss me off and if they continue to push me harder, I'll just get pregnant. I have the power to have unprotected sex!"... with Russell Brand? You might want to reconsider that... That Yvonne Keating and the kids are going to head to Australia with Ronan as they try to get their marriage back on track: "She will join him so the kids can see their father. Ronan will fly back for extended holidays as much as filming allows him. He knows he has to win back Yvonne’s trust but he’s focusing on making sure the kids aren't too disrupted"... Moving the kids to Australia while he judges Australia's Got Talent isn't disruptive at all... That Jack P. Shepard (AKA David Platt) has apologised for doing the dirt on the mother of his child last month... He had a one night stand with a randomer... That Heidi Montag has split from Spence Pratt... TMZ reports: "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career. We're told Heidi is looking for a new place in Malibu"...
