That Lindsay Lohan has swapped her source of stimulant while her ankle's adorned with a scram bracelet... If the coke wasn't going to give her a heart attack, the caffeine will... The New York Post reports that the actress is necking "eight cans of Red Bull a day, along with Coca-Cola and chain-smokes cigarettes"... That she recently Tweeted: "Red Bull and waters and work - my new bff's hehe. Everyone should try it! It's more fun - you'll see"... Assuming your vision returns after quaffing eight cans of Red Bull in quick succession... That a source said: "Lindsay finally realizes the seriousness of the situation she faces. She doesn't want to go to jail and she wants her career back. She is trying to surround herself with people who are a good influence instead of the usual enablers"... Instead, she's hanging around with Lady Victoria Hervey... That, while she's stuck with the scram bracelet, Lindsay is making it work for her: "Lindsay posed on a couch this weekend with her court-appointed accessory in full view. We're told Lindsay organized the shoot and sale of the pics through a photo agency. She says proceeds from the photos will be donated to an 'undisclosed charity for alcohol education treatment'"... Handy that... That VH1's Celebrity Rehab has been dropped this year: "Sources connected with the show tell TMZ producers of Celeb Rehab can't fill the roster for the new season, which was supposed to start shooting today. As we (that being TMZ) first reported, Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler signed on, but there are still holes in the roster. Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner. Our sources say producers offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million and her own show, but LiLo turned them down"... That, since splitting with Charlotte Church, Gavin Henson has taken to the streets of Benidorm to spend time with the lads... That, of David Beckham, Tom Cruise said: "I wish he was playing in the World Cup this year. But he will be back for the next one (in 2014. When he's 40), you know"... That Cruise has spent too long in the sauna... That Megan Fox has had the following tattooed on her person: "Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"... That Grainne Seoige has split from her partner of 11 years... That it has nothing to do with her plans to take over the world of GMTV across the pond... That Kylie Minogue's been dumped by her boyfriend of 18 months: "They had a massive row on Wednesday of last week, at the end of which he told her it was over. It seems to be the same old story as has plagued many of Kylie's relationships. She worries that she is not worthy of her lover's affection - especially, as has happened this time and in the past, if she is dating a hot young male model. She and Andres had been bickering for a few days. She got quite critical of him, complaining he was not supporting her enough. Andres had enough. He told her it was over, that he did not need that kind of stress in his life"... That Britney and her boyfriend/one time agent Jason Trawick were seen squabbling during dinner in an LA Hotel last Thursday: "Britney was rude to the waitress and then started arguing with Jason, saying she'd had enough. He was trying to calm her down, but she wasn't in the mood. They had been sit ting down for dinner, but just over 30 minutes into the meal, Britney de cided she wanted to leave. She headed out of a back door of the hotel, with Jason following, still trying to calm her down. She looked furious. It's clear there is trouble in paradise"... That "source" has a warped view on paradise... That Owen Wilson said: "I guess I'm sort of a pessimist, kind of a doomsday person. That dark side probably comes from my Irish background. I'm always worried about doing well and what's going to happen to my career".... That Esquire's 75 Brilliant Young Brits back slapping fest takes place today. So far, T4's Jameela showcased her left ear AGAIN, while the bird from the Noisettes got excited about her nailpolish. Oh, and Rick Edwards pretended to be young...
