That I'm oot the country until Tuesday July 20th, so Alicia will be bringing you yisser gossip... That Victoria Beckham said: "I firmly believe that children need a basic routine. We have got a punishment chair - when you’ve done something naughty you are supposed to sit down on it and think over your behaviour. But I have never had to punish them physically"... That Snoop still wants to appear on Corrie: "My people have reached out to the producers and we are going to do it. They should definitely put some Snoop Dogg in there. The butcher's will be the cool spot. I'd have my man David Beckham in there working with me. He's my guy"... *cue imagery of David making 'erb sausages while the Dogg amuses himself with a meat cleaver*... That Lindsay Lohan is on five prescription drugs: "opiate Dilaudid, to combat dental pain, and the amphetamine Adderall... Nexium for excess stomach acid and the anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazadone"... That she won't be allowed smoke in prison... That her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has legged it: "Holley, who acted for Lohan at her court case on Wednesday, is said to have quit early on Thursday morning but gave no details as to the reason behind the decision. Sources told TMZ that the 23-year-old will now hire Tiffany Feder-Cohen, a lawyer admitted to the bar last November"... That Lindsay's currently trying to peddle her first post-jail interview for $1,000,000: "Financially, it's the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay. It's no secret that Lindsay has been in financial trouble for a while. She will earn more money from her post-prison interview than she ever earned acting"... That ParisHilton attempting to sell her first post-jail interview in 2007 for the same amount, but it didn't quite work out: "After a public outcry, however, several media outlets ultimately decided not to pursue Paris, forcing her to give her interview away to CNN's Larry King for free"... That Cristiano Ronaldo was mistaken for Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame while holidaying in New York: "The footballer was confused with Sorrentino at Kenmare restaurant in New York on Wednesday. One source said that another diner shouted out, "Oh my God, it's The Situation!' when she saw Ronaldo entering the venue"... That more Mel Gibson recordings have come to the fore, and he's still doing his bit for interracial relations... RadarOnline reports: "We have heard the tape in which Mel tells Oksana: 'I will report her to the f**king people that take f**king money from the wetbacks.' He is referring to turning a worker into immigration authorities"... That Rihanna's had to cancel concert gigs in Denver and Indiana due to poor ticket sales... That Leona Lewis's ex-boyfriend boyfriend is trying to squeeze £1.5million out of her: "He believes he has played a huge role in Leona's success. They have been together for more than ten years and he has encouraged her to fulfil her potential. He believes he has the rights of a common-law husband. He even filled in her X Factor application form and believes he then played a huge role in her success - not only as her partner but also professionally within his new position in the music industry. He claims he owns a piece of some of her songs and should benefit financially. She has offered him their house in Hackney but he insists that is not enough. It looks like it could get messy. It's not like he is sitting at home in tears, though. The split was more on his terms and he is currently living it up in Miami"...
