That Orlando Blah and the model have gotten married after a month-long engagement... That, while speaking with a group of utility commissioners in Sacramento, The Governaaaydor decided to drop some Gibson related clangers: "Schwarzenegger noted that while BP seems to have contained its well, 'no one has figured out how to contain Mel Gibson"... That he also requested that participants turn off their cell phones "because we are expecting a call from him"... That Gibson's rep responded with: "He's obviously paving the way for a return to showbiz"... That Mel Gibson is currently exorcising his anger by beating up trees: "He was quizzed by social services on Wednesday over the alleged attack in January. A friend said he is 'doing well' - but had earlier lashed out at a tree. They added: 'He punched the bark a few times and injured his fist quite badly.' Mad Max star Gibson is now at a California retreat where he prays for three hours a day with the pastor from a Malibu church he owns. He also sees a therapist"... (AKA Britney Spears)... That Michael Lohan has been officially charged "with 2nd degree harassment for allegedly assaulting" Kate Major... That the latter released the following to TMZ: "My fiance Michael Lohan came home while I was sleeping in a sofa chair. He woke me up, yelling, 'Why didn't you pick up your cell phone, you stupid c**t.' He then turned over the chair while I was still in it, tossing me to the floor. I crawled to the other side of the room to get away from him. He walked over to me, took his shoe off and kicked me in my face while I was still on the ground. He stood over me and said, 'I'm going to go back to jail cause of you, cause I will kill you'"... Lovely... Michael retaliated with: "Kate has severe drinking problems and she’s jealous of all the people involved in the show (Lohan is reportedly putting together a reality show with a cast that includes Rachel Uchitel and Joslyn James). She has no money, no job and she's been living off of me for the last 8 months... and her dad just cut her off"... That Rachel Uchitel "denies any talks of a reality show and says she’s only ever met Michael Lohan once"... That Lindsay Lohan is under 24 hour surveillance after cuts were clocked on her arms "They are suitably worried by the marks to confiscate her prison-issue toiletries. They are not taking any chances whatsoever as she's quite vulnerable. They are not sure if the marks are fresh or from her time spent at the centre before but they certainly look suspicious"... That Paris Hilton yesterday tweeted: "The best things in life aren't things"... She then swiftly followed that with: "So Happy! Just got presents from Cartier! The Panther Collection ring, earrings and bracelet + beautiful diamond Love bracelets. Loves it!:)"... She then posed for these super candid, unstaged, bejeweled beachside shots... That Jordan released the following statement regarding the official demise of her pop career: "It's with great regret and disappointment (spurned by a raging fear) that I will not perform at this Saturday's G-A-Y. Following recent events, it has been decided that this performance should be pulled from my schedule (as I'm crap. So crap even the gays can't find any irony in it). I've been really looking forward to performing at G-A-Y as it's something I've always wanted to do, however after much consideration the last thing I want to do is put on a show which I am not completely happy with, so with a disappointed Jeremy Joseph, I would like to apologise to everyone who was planning on coming to see me and I will see you all again very soon"... That the Spice Girls are making another movie... It gets worse... Emma Bunton said: "Now we're all involved in the new Spice Girls film, which is being done by Judy Craymer and the team behind Mamma Mia!"... That Bunton has since denied the claim... That Stallone currently has 70 bodyguards at Comic Con... Apparently he's annoyed the Brazilians hugely... If only KC and Lenny had shot a video for 'New Cork'... That RTE are starting some new dating show (hosted by Jennifer 'I'm a real serious business woman, honest' Maguire) and if you fancy involving/subjecting yourself, email [email protected] before Sunday...
