That David Beckham is opening a bar with Gordon 'I've to shut down another restaurant' Ramsay in L.A... They're going to call it The Queen Vic - "after his wife of 11 years"... Sure... That Liam Gallagher didn't paws (apologies) for thought when his wife, Nicole, asked him to pose avec guitar for a new dog charity event called Pup Aid 2010... The Sun reports: "Liam posed for a terrible publicity shot to launch the pooch-loving event with Nicole, their Dachshund Ruby Tuesday, and the resident vet from TV's This Morning, Marc Abraham. It's worse than Iggy Pop doing the Swiftcover ads"...That, after kissing Mischa Barton in the Hawley Arms on Monday night, Amy Winehouse then had a fight with her: "It all started so well, the girls embraced like sisters and chatted excitedly about what they've been up to. Mischa didn't have anything to drink at all, she ordered a tonic with lemon and said that it feels like she's having a drink. Amy was in with some friends, and she got on the vodka, then the sambuca shots. Everyone had moved to the private room upstairs and Amy was starting to get a bit maudlin, she'd been fine and jolly earlier but as usually, that soon changed. Mischa looked concerned and said that she'd had enough for the night. She wasn't being a killjoy. Amy looked upset. Obviously she was drunk and didn't take it well, she yelled at Mischa that it was none of her business and her mate told her to leave it"... That Mary-Kate Olsen said: "I look at old photos of me, and I don't feel connected to them at all. I would never wish my upbringing on anyone... but I wouldn't take it back for the world"... That Nadine Coyle has ended things with her American boyfriend of two years, Jason Bell: "Nadine was the one who decided it wasn't working. They were together for two years but there was no marriage on the horizon. It’s all very amicable and they will remain friends. But relationships are all about taking steps and making commitments and they weren't moving to the next step"... That Teri Hatcher said: "Cheryl is a great role model and exactly the sort of woman we would love to have a role on Desperate Housewives. I am sure she would raise a few eyebrows from the residents there but in real life I hear she is an absolute darling. I think we would all get on so well"... Cheryl has suffered something of a relapse... That, of finalising divorce proceedings (for the fourth time) Sean Penn's ex-wife, Robin 'Buttercup' Wright, said: "I hit that crossroad a while ago. The 'I know what I don't want' was flashing in neon lights. I have no regrets. I, we, have two amazing children we raised together. There's no limbo anymore. There's no time. I'm too old for this sh*t"... That Dustin Hoffman has been "asked to make a last-minute appearance in Meet The Parents sequel Little Fockers... in an effort to inject more comedy into the movie"... That David Guggenheim, who has directed the Oscar-winning Inconvenient Truth, has backed out of directing the 3D biopic about popstar Justin Bieber. He left because "he will be too busy promoting his forthcoming documentary Waiting For Superman"... That Luke Wilson recently said on a talk show: "Justin Bieber is writing his memoirs and his fans are all thinking, 'Mom, what's a memoir?!' They say he's really into it... He's already on his third box of crayons!... I was in this book store, record store like a month ago, and I went in and was like, 'Can I get that Bieber box set, Bieber the early years?'. This woman looked up - she looked like a school librarian - and she was like, 'So, are you going to be a problem tonight?' and I was like 'No, I just thought that was kind of funny!… I'll just go find the self help section'"... That Emma Watson has been dropped as the face of Burberry in favour of the replacement face of the moment: "Watson is being phased out since a new advertising campaign features Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Earlier this year, it was confirmed that the Victoria's Secret model would replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3. 'Emma was a huge success. Everyone expected her to be used again', a source said"... That Rudy Giulinani's 20-year-old daughter has been caught shoplifting in New York: "Caroline Giuliani, 20, a theater student at Harvard, was caught on security cameras at Sephora on East 86th Street allegedly stuffing makeup into her jacket pocket shortly before 2 p.m. She was confronted by a sales clerk and a store security guard, who called cops. Sources said she allegedly stole five items, worth slightly more than $100. She had about $320 on her"... That Tommy Hilfiger's 20-year-old son has been "busted for weed ... and cops think the rapper intended to sell the stash"... The things over privileged kids do to feel relevant... That Katy Perry might be sued by the Beach Boys for her unauthorised use of "I wish they all could be Californian Girls" in her song Californian Gurrls - unless she gives Mike Love and Brian Wilson a writing credit... That, as promised, Enrique Iglesias water-skied naked up the coast of Miami... TMZ reports that the singer "shredded up the coast of Miami ... just like he told the BBC he would do if Spain won the World Cup. Sources close to Iglesias - and his situation - tell us Enrique did the naked run just a few days ago 'at the end of July' telling us the singer wanted to do it because, 'A bet is a bet'"... That of her new wax work, Jane Lynch said: "Holy crap - unbelievable. This is too much. This is too weird. I feel like I’m seeing myself in a coffin or something. Thank you so much!"...
