That Fabio Capello has never had a sentimental bone near his body... When asked if he had any words for David Beckham regarding him partaking in the Euro 2012 qualifiers, Fabs said live on SKY News: "I say thank you very much for helping me at the World Cup but he is probably, little bit old... He will play one friendly to say bye bye"... This was news to Mr. Beckham... That The Sun are saying Abbey Clancy's mother has advised her to take Peter Crouch back: "This is a real battle between her heart and her head. Her head is saying leave him but in her heart she wants to stay with him. She's a very emotional person so it looks like her heart will win. If she does, he has to be the luckiest man on the planet"... Meanwhile, the Mirror is reporting: "As the model wept over her fiance's alleged romp with a 19-year-old hooker, brother Sean said: 'You have to dump him.' A source revealed: 'Sean is very close to his sister and is devastated for her. He told her anyone who cheats on her doesn't deserve her and she should walk away. He is absolutely fuming since the revelations broke at the weekend and just wants to put a protective arm around his sis. He is adamant she walks away and Crouch can't get away with that sort of behaviour"... As it happens, 22-year-old Sean is a footballer himself... That Bez has been charged with assaulting his ex-wife: "Before the assault, the Celebrity Big Brother winner had accused Monica Ward - the mother of his two-year-old son - of stealing gig takings from him. 'Looking insane', he grabbed her by the throat, leaving her in fear for her life, Manchester magistrates were told. The court also heard Bez - famous for his wacky dancing during the band's 80s and 90s heyday - threatened to kill her after she alerted police... After the row he left but came back soon afterwards, kicked the door down and demanded the money, according to Ms Ward. But Bez said he only returned because he was wandering the streets in just a pair of shorts and a T-shirt - and the door collapsed when he pushed it with his shoulder... After the verdict, Bez - real name Mark Berry - said: 'I am appealing ... to a higher court. It's a kangaroo court, I think'"... Here they are enjoying happier, and just as strange, times together... That Jennifer Lopez has been canned as a prospective new judge on American Idol: "The singer-actress had been closing a deal to be a permanent judge on the show for its upcoming 10th season but the deal fell apart. 'Her demands got out of hand,' says the source. 'FOX had just had enough'"... That M Night Shymalan is also an over-fellated pain in the hoop... That Paris Hilton is being sued for $35million...That's how much Hairtech International says it paid the socialite in 2007 to become the spokeswoman for its Dream Catcher line: "But despite the deal, it claims every time Hilton was photographed wearing hair extensions they were in fact ones by their competitors...The firm says Hilton's repeated 'chemical abuse, illicit drug use, alcohol abuse as well as other (illegal) debaucheries' were 'contra' to its marketing campaign. The firm also claims she breached her contract when she was jailed in June 2007 because her deal stipulated she 'obey the law'"... That, of his 14-year-old daughter, Kendall, "modelling", Bruce Jenner said: "I sat down with her and said, 'If I see school slipping, that is not going to work, you are going to stop until you're out of school.' Last year, she had her best year ever, so I encourage it [modelling], I think it builds a lot of character in a young person, so I have no problem with them starting early". She might even follow in the footsteps of her half-sister... That Kim Kardashian said of her wholly inappropriate photo shoot with 16-year-old Justin Bieber: "We would not seriously date. I could be his mum! But he's such a cute guy and such a funny person... Everyone was like, 'What are they doing in the Bahamas together?!' But we were there shooting (a "Graduate-inspired photoshoot") for Elle magazine. I love how it (i.e. all the media hype) turned out"... That, of filming in high definition, Kate Garraway said of her resulting skin care appointment: "I expected my appointment to last about 20 minutes but I was in there for two hours. So clearly they had their work cut out. Afterwards I was peering into the mirror to see the difference and joked I didn't look any younger. The beauty therapist replied, 'I've got hands, not a wand, Kate'"... That, of being pregnant, Natalie Cassidy said: "I'm not sure if it's a foot or a hand, but the baby is pressing against my ribcage and it really hurts! Sometimes, it's so painful that I struggle to even sit and watch TV. I just pace around moaning... I've been waking up in the night with cramp in my thighs"... That pregnant Christina Applegate said: "I hate the paparazzi. I get so angry, I want to Sean Penn them all. I mean really, how many pictures of my bump do they need?"... That Owen Wilson is dating Rachel McAdams... That's bound to turn out well... That Robbie Williams proposed with a pack of cards...
