That, of taking the lead in Piranha 3D, Jerry O'Connell said: "I get to play Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame). Oh wait, for legal reasons I'm supposed to say, 'I play someone loosely based on Joe Francis'"... That, according to the New York Post, audiences will experience "the sight of O'Connell's penis as it comes flying at them after being bitten off by one of these carnivorous creatures"... That Shania Twain will be JLo's replacement on American Idol... That Brian 'Guyliner' Freidman said: "I've been in touch with both Cheryl and Derek since they’ve been over in LA. I'm very close with them both. They're amazing people and they make a great couple. I thought they would make a good couple, and I'm so pleased to say they do. They're very, very cute together. Cheryl and Derek both seem incredibly happy right now - that's all I can say"... Next up, more stuff Brian Friedman can't say: "It was terrible not having her (Cheryl) there for some of the auditions and boot camp. It was strange just having the male judges at boot camp too - which we've just finished filming. We know now though that Cheryl will definitely be back to film the judge’s houses scenes, as will Dannii. I think they'll both be pleased with the groups that they've been given; I can't say who has what though!"... That Take That will be mentors on the X Factor... That Robbie Williams has invited his mother-in-law to move in: "Gwen has been struggling with repayments on her home over recent months. She's remortgaged the property a number of times and now owes more than the value of the house. Rob couldn't face seeing her struggle any longer, so he invited her to move in. Gwen had been reluctant to accept his help, but realises she has to"... That Jordan said: "I might do Playboy as a 40 or 50 year old"... That Sofia Vergara, of Modern Family fame, said: "L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they're fooling? It doesn't make them look young. You end up looking like a freak"... That Madonna's testing the patience of her crew on W.E.: "An on-set source told The Sun the 4 Minutes singer had irritated some by taking three hours to shoot a 10-second bath scene with Australian actress Abbie Cornish who plays Wally Simpson. It has also been revealed that Madonna has given her teenage daughter Lourdes a cameo in the movie... That Lindsay Lohan is moving to New York, according to her mummy dear... Dina Lohan got a grilling from Matt Lauer on the Today Show, in which she said Lindsay would be out of rehab "soon" (so she wouldn't be doing the full 90 days). She also had this to say when Lauer asked if she would dissuade her other kids from entering showbiz considering the toll it took on Lindsay: "I wouldn't stop them. In fact, I'm producing a film my son Michael will star in. I'm not pushing them [into acting], they're pushing me"...
