That Crocodile Dundee has been forbidden from leaving Australia: "The 70-year-old star of the Crocodile Dundee films has been under investigation for five years, with the tax authorities claiming he owes more than £21.3m. Paul Hogan now lives in Los Angeles with his wife Linda Kozlowski and their 12-year-old son, but he returned to Australia to attend his mother's funeral. She died last week aged 101"... That Sandra Bullock is going to give her first TV interview "since her split with Jesse James" next week with Matt Lauer... That recently divorced Elin Nordegren was permitted to say the following to People magazine: "I never suspected, not a one. For the last three-and-a-half years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school [studying]... I've been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself... My immediate plan is for the kids [Sam, aged three, and Charlie, 19 months] and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal... Money can't buy happiness or put my family back together"... That David Hasselhoff has gone from being a judge on America's Got Talent to a contestant on Dancing With The Stars... That Sharon Osbourne will help Louis pick his 'talent' during the "judges houses" phase of the X Factor... We know this thanks to Kelly's twitter account: "My mummy just came to see me on set before she jets off to Ireland to film xfactor with louis!! I loooooove Ireland I wish I was going with her!"... That there was something about Cheryl needing to join a gym before she strips off for the cover of her "next solo album"... A source said: "Cheryl knows she’s not overweight, but she is not as toned as she could be. The album shoot will be really arty but will see her in minimal clothing. It's imperative she look as glam and fit as possible"... 'Cause that's what's important in life. Me, I take a little known joy in being hypnotised by my thighs when I catch them reflected in shop windows... Now that she's been released from rehab after a whopping 22 days, Lindsay Lohan must adhere to these rules: "Reside at home until Nov. 1 // Random drug and alcohol testing twice a week // Participate in psychotherapy a minimum of 4 days a week // Attend behavior therapy sessions 2 times a week // Attend a 12-step program... That her rehab bill came to approximately $40k a week... That John Mayer's subtlety knows no bounds, as displayed when he announced "I believe in second chances! You might have been a pain in the arse the last time around, but you can start over again from home base. Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back 'come over' - no matter what happened in the past. If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them" during a performance at the Hollywood Bowl... That Montana Fishburne has been handed a full frontal photo shoot with Playboy... TMZ reports: "Laurence Fishburne's daughter posed for full-frontal nude shots in the hope of appearing in the men's magazine. The 19-year-old was recently charged with battery and assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly beating her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. The fledgling porn star has also threatened to take legal action against a fellow adult film actor over footage she says was never supposed to be released"...That Heidi and Spencer are trying to work it out: "Spencer - who's currently hocking sex tapes starring himself, Heidi and a Playmate - still 'loves' his estranged wife... and is willing to do whatever it takes to stop the divorce. In fact, we're told Spencer has finally admitted to having a 'fame addiction'... and wants to seek help for that too. As for Heidi - we're told she's down to work things out ... despite all of the public drama he's put her through recently"... That Quentin Tarantino is due to be roasted in October: "Uma Thurman, Eli Roth, Patricia Arquette, Pam Grier, Bob and Harvey Weinstein along with comics Kathy Griffin, Jeffrey Ross, Rob Schneider and Sarah Silverman will poke fun at the director... Samuel L. Jackson will be roastmaster"... That Quentin turned up to the recent LA premiere of Robert Rodriguez's Machete, alongside Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Don Johnson, and eh, Sarah Silverman...That 56-year-old John Travolta and 47-year-old Kelly Preston have confirmed they are expecting a baby boy. Travolta said: "We tried for several years, and we didn't think it was going to happen for us. This is a miracle, and we feel blessed and we are so moved by the generous outpouring of support and goodwill we've received from people all over the world"...

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