That Frances Bean Cobain has decided to move in with the more stable/mature/talented version of Courtney Love; Marianne Faithful: "The budding artist plans to bunk at the 63-year-old's Paris home for most of next year while she works on her paintings (sure why not)... Frances has a strong relationship with Marianne. She's her Bohemian grandmother"... That Frances has responded to Love's rant, which she posted on Twitter on her daughter's recent 18th birthday (something about blaming her for all the evil in the world), saying "I pity your inability to love yourself. I hope you find your soul, wherever it may be. Stop acting like a prepubescent feral cat"... That, when Libertine fans spotted Amy Winehouse hanging out of a balcony at their comeback gig, they began chanting "who are ya, who are ya" accompanied with much pointing: "Wino did manage to catch most of Pete Doherty and Carl Barat's concert, at the HMV Forum in north London, from a balcony. But as soon as the yelling started, she left (to hang around a doorway). Her pal stuck up for Amy by giving the crowd two fingers - but that just made it worse"... That Julio Iglesias has finally grown a set: "The Spanish crooner married the mother of five of his eight children, after 20 years together"... That an Irish mammy is one of the many people to make Cheryl Cole cry: "Tomorrow night, X Factor viewers will see Mary Byrne audition for the judges in Dublin, performing Shirley Bassey's I Who Have Nothing. The Daily Star reports that Cole is seen wiping away tears before telling the supermarket worker that she was stunned by the 'incredible power and emotion' of her performance. The Girls Aloud star added: 'That was my favourite audition in Dublin.' Simon Cowell is also impressed by the single mother and left shocked by her lack of confidence. 'I think, no, I know, you have an amazing voice. I don't know why you suffer from no confidence'"... Um, she's Irish?... That, while in LA with Derek, Cheryl has acquired and American accent: "Cheryl has developed a slight American accent while she's been there but it's still a long way off sounding like she's not from Newcastle. Derek has been mocking her about a few phrases (like "trunk" instead of "boot"), and he also does a good impression of her voice now"... Great, I can rest easy now... That, of continuously having her nose taped up, Heidi Montag said: "Except for filming and a few photo shoots, I've had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. It takes a year for your nose to heal. This is just the first photo that anyone has seen of it. The last time I didn't wear tape after surgery and my nose changed shape. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr Ryan sculpted it. Dr Ryan always said I was his best, most cautious patient, and I'm not taking any chances now that he's gone. I don't want my face to fall off like Michael Jackson's..."