That, if you ask, you shall receive; here be the picture of Konnie Huq with my husband that I needed to see before I believed that he is in fact her husband. As a result, I feel more dead inside today... At least I can cling to the fact that they both look miserable... That Anne Hathaway's thrilled after having all her hair hacked off for some movie role or other... That Jordan's now going out of her way to freak the bits off teenage boys... The Sun reports: "Jordan left a gran fuming after writing an obscene autograph for her 13-year-old grandson at a book signing. Disgusted Shirley Williams told how the 32-year-old megaboobed star wrote: 'To Jack and wet dreams. Jordan.' The model, real name Katie Price, also embarrassed teenager Jack McBirney by asking him 'are you staring at my t**s' when they met at the signing for her novel Paradise. Shirley, 55, who is the lad's full-time carer, said: 'That woman is a disgrace. Jack is 13 for heaven's sake. Imagine a grown man leaving a sex message for a girl that age. They would be arrested. She is a mother and should know better. Jack looks his age - he is very obviously a young teenage boy and it was wrong. People should think twice about letting children go to a Katie Price book signing"... Hindsight is such a giver... That Jordan has been advised to "take a break" if she wants to bring another life form/million pound picture opportunity into the world: "Price has now apparently cleared her schedule until the release of the next part of her autobiography in October. 'If Kate is not pregnant already she will be determined to spend this time trying for a baby,' a friend added. That, of X Factor's Chloe Mafia's career choice, Simon Cowell said: "We haven't banned prostitutes. I think you'd want to show the story if we're allowed - I want to see the story. We can't just take people off the show because they might do something that upsets some people. If a person applies to be on The X Factor it's obvious to me that they want to do something better with their life"... That Ronan Keating isn't going down well during his stint as judge on Australian X Factor: "Ronan was meant to be the star attraction on this show along with Natalie Imbruglia but the public just have not responded. It has cost the network £14million but it's just not working"... That was probably all Yvonne needed to hear before she ordered yesterday's extraneous press release... That Nadine Coyle's first single will be called Insatiable. It will have "an 80s feel and sounds similar to The Bangles... That Kelly Osbourne said: "I've just finished the first week of shooting on my new film Should've Been Romeo. My character Nicole is very different to me - she's a bit of a crazy groupie! I just had to dry-hump my co-star Paul Ben Victor for one of the scenes - and I was s***ting myself (how unfortunate for Paul) because it was so sexual and not me. It's been one of the most amazing experiences of my life"... That Paris Hilton will be shunned in Vegas: "A club would never be allowed to book Paris for an appearance right now. A club would want to book her because of the press it would generate right now, but it would never happen because no-one wants to jeopardise gaming licensing or liquor licensing"... This is in complete contrast to claims that casinos are presently battering down Lindsay Lohan's door to host nights...
