That Michael Lohan just moved into his new L.A apartment, "only 11 miles from his newly-sober daughter"... That Lindsay has been photographed with a load of beer bottles already... That Samantha Ronson faces "criminal charges" thanks to her murderous bulldog: "Michelle Roache, deputy director for the Los Angeles Department of Animal Care and Control Deputy Director, told E! News: 'It's a pending criminal investigation. The attack is substantial. It's all up to the courts whether or not a person is going to lose the right to own the dog, or that the dog be euthanised, or that there's restrictions against the dog. They vary from sentences where the person can't own any dogs in the county of Los Angeles, to the court demanding the dog for euthanasia, or a lot of times they have to pay a fine"... That, of turning 50 next week, Hugh Grant said: "I'm dreading it. There is this euthanasia clinic in Switzerland called Dignitas. I'm going to go to Dignitas on my 50th birthday - 50 is enough!"... That Nadine Coyle's first choice of producer, some fellah called Labrinth, has turned down the chance to work with her: "I was supposed to write for Nadine but I turned it down. It wasn't for me. She's a great girl, but I'd prefer Cheryl, and Girls Aloud as a whole, to work with all of them. They're hot together with that sound. Cheryl's my favourite, I've met her at the X Factor studios with Uncle Si"... That, of Nadine not seeing any of her bandmates while she's in London, a random source said: "Nadine wanted to meet up with the other girls. But they all said they were too busy. Nadine was feeling frustrated, as she felt she hadn't actually fallen out with them. Nadine thinks she's been too patient, letting herself be sidelined. She refused to record solo material years ago, because she said she'd feel bad about leaving the girls in the lurch. She had loads of offers, but turned them down, which she now regrets"... A source in the other camp said: "They weren't leaving her out. There are only so many times you can invite someone and not have them turn up before you stop asking them to come along. They're not a bunch of bitches"... That Kate Hudson is considering going on tour with Muse... That Megan Fox, Jennifer Aniston and Beyonce Knowles have topped a poll of celebrities that girls would allow their fellahs to bed... Topping the male poll are Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Gerard Butler... That Tony Blair will speak at this year's Electric Pinic... That members of Glee are getting Simpsonised: "Some of the characters, including Rachel, Mercedes and Finn, will get the cartoon's famous yellow look to appear in the first episode of its 22nd season. The episode will be called Elementary School Musical and sees Lisa getting hooked on the showbiz lifestyle at a summer performing arts camp"... That Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens must be chuffed... That, of Michael Douglas's throat cancer, Catherine Zeta Jones said: "It makes me furious they didn't detect it earlier. He sought every option and nothing was found. I knew something was up. He knew something was up. I know maybe I should be stronger, but emotionally I just don't want to see that. The hardest part is seeing his fatigue, because Michael is never tired"...

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