That approximately 12 million souls tuned into the X Factor on Saturday night, to see some ole fellah murder S Club 7's Reach For The Stars; Natalie Imbruglia sport a dress which appeared to be lassoing her nipples; some outrageous malcontent called Scott Arder; a plastic figurine; one Wagner-Fiuza-Carrilhowho cruised through to bootcamp; this talented lassy; more sets of twins than you could shake a stick at (exhibits A, B, and - regrettably - C); and those two unhinged, middle-aged-looking teenagers,Abbey and Lisa, pucking the heads off each other... That 'Ablisa' have since landed their first gig; a one off performance at Scrumptious in Guilford next Sunday... The highlight of the show was when Lisa asked Natalie who she was... That you can keep track of what's going on with theX Factor page over yonder... That Dancing on Ice are going high class this year: "Bosses think Vanilla Ice and Calum Best will be big draws and are eager to get them on"... That "former Strictly Come Dancing pro Matthew Cutler and Robbie Williams' best mate Jonathan Wilkes" are also on the wish list... That those of you who are sick of Cheryl Cole might want to give upcoming edition of Vogue a wide berth; her moo eyes grace the cover and her words can be found inside... That, despite divorcing Ashley last Friday, Cheryl is keeping his surname: "She's worked hard for that name. It has nothing to do with staying connected with Ashley. She's built her career on it"... That, of his ex-wife, Phil Collins said: "To be very honest, Orianne and I still love each other and I don't actually know why we got divorced. We are still friends. Orianne has a new boyfriend, actually she's married. But it's still the case that when Orianne has problems, she calls me. Or when she has an argument with her husband, she calls me. Really, she does that. A shared life doesn't have to be over just because you split up"... That Lindsay Lohan has been reacquainting herself with normal society by clipping a children in a buggies: "The eyewitness - a photographer - says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light. The photog says Lindsay 'ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller - like 1 mile an hour.' The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off"... That Brian Dowling is still odds on favourite to win Ultimate Big Brother... Chantelle is second favourite... That Liam Neeson is seeing a 35-year-old business woman by the name of Freya St Johnston: "The pair were spotted leaving the Nobu restaurant in London over the weekend. When asked whether the two were an item, St Johnston said: 'I am not saying anything whatsoever'"... That'd be a 'yes', then... That, of beating Michael Jackson, his father Joe said: "I had to be like that because when raising him, in those days, so many gangs out there getting into trouble, going to jail. Most of them are dead now. He didn't have to worry about that". When asked if he had any regrets regarding his childrearing, he said: "No! They tried to make a big issue when I spanked Michael or some of the kids, ya know? Just like they didn't spank their kids when they did wrong. The media twists everything"... That you can see over 420 photos from Electric Picnic in Caught Out...
