ThatThe XX won the Mercury Music Prize last night, photos of which can be seen here... Don't all the nominees look happy?.. That, when collecting his Politician of The Year gong at the GQ Men of the Year awards last night, David Cameron quipped: "Wayne Rooney has scored and this time it's on the pitch, in the opponent's goal, actually playing for his country, so I'm pleased to announce that". That your latest Wayne/Coleen/Hooker update includes such morsels as: "Wayne is not willing to be criticised by Coleen or her family because they are living a very nice life off the back of his talent... Wayne is not prepared to take any s**t off the wife or her family. Seems he thinks he can pretty much do what the hell he likes because they’d all be nothing without him"... and... "If she (the hooker) thought they were hot, she'd happily do it for nothing. But she didn't turn away footballers she wasn't so knocked out by. Instead, she'd just charge them, either in cash or gifts. I guess it was like an ugly tax... We were surprised Wayne paid so much"... That the hooker's family have, for some reason, released a statement including the names of their other three children which I'll refrain from repeating here... That Heidi Montag has been repeating such things as "Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft"... That X Factor's Cher Lloyd and Liam Payne have been getting it on at Bootcamp: "There was an obvious spark and everyone was talking about it. They just clicked. We thought they were pals as they were getting on like a house on fire. They soon disappeared though, and slipped into one of the rooms (in Wembley's Premiere Inn). They emerged later looking very red-faced and were obviously trying to hide something"... That Dennis Rodman got it on with six wans and while having a live mic in his pocket... The New York Post reports: "Promoters at the Hotel Indigo in Hampton Bays were astonished when they heard Rodman talking dirty over the music at their pool party in the early hours of Monday morning. A source told us, 'Rodman had quite a lot to drink and had been making shout-outs on the mike. He headed up to his room with six girls. Then, the next thing you could hear through the speakers downstairs was Rodman describing in full sexual detail what he wanted to do to them. Organizers pulled the plug before it got any dirtier'. Rodman's agent, Darren Prince, confirmed, 'He was unaware of the microphone being turned on... I do know he had a few drinks in him'"... That Paris Hilton has been coping with her cocaine charge by frolicking about Hawaii... That Lady GaGa's shoot with Vogue Japan elicited this retort from the head of Peta: "Lady GaGa's job is to do outlandish things, and this certainly qualifies as outlandish because meat is something you want to avoid putting on or in your body. No matter how beautifully it is presented, flesh from a tortured animal is flesh from a tortured animal. Meat represents bloody violence and suffering, so if that's the look they were going for, they achieved it"... That I'll be way from tomorrow until Monday, so Alicia will be looking after your Gossip!
