That, after failing not one but two drug tests, Lindsay Lohan has had a warrant issued for her arrest: "The troubled Machete star - who recently spent time in jail and rehab for failing to comply with the terms of her probation for a 2007 driving under influence (DUI) conviction - has had her latest probation order revoked and the warrant issued after failing two court-ordered drugs tests last week. However, it is being held until Friday at 8.30am, when the 24-year-old actress is due in court - meaning she will only be arrested if she fails to attend"... She'll probably take herself off to Paris whereupon her passport will get eaten by a dog... In some good news for Lindsay; the people behind the E*Trade Super Bowel ad with the "milkaholic" baby called Lindsay have come across with some money: "Lindsay has settled a $100m (€76m) lawsuit against stock trading company E*Trade, which claimed Lindsay was a 'milkaholic' in a commercial played during the 2010 Super Bowl on January 31. The terms of the deal are confidential, but it is believed Lindsay's team are 'very happy' with the result"... I bet they are given the current situation... That Paris Hilton boarded a private jet to Japan this morning: "She's in the country to visit the shops she owns in Asia and launch her fragrance Tease"... That Katy Perry made several children feel peckish during her recent Sesame Street appearance (especially around the 1:42 minute mark)... That Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have been name checked by Tim Gunn: "Project Runway style guru Gunn, who seems to be on a one-man mission against celebrity fashion, said this week: 'Suri is her mother and father's dress-up doll'"... That 16-year-old Justin Bieber de-stressed recently by visiting a Hooters outlet in his native Canadia: "Within 30 to 45 seconds from him walking in the door we had anywhere from 150 to 200 people standing out front,' explained assistant manager Les Johansen, who said he offered to let Bieber take pictures with the Hooter girls. 'He's like, 'That's what I'm here for'"...That Gwyneth Paltrow will guest on Glee: "The Oscar-winning actress is reportedly in talks to star as a potential love interest for teacher Will Schuester - played by Matthew Morrison"... That Twitter is back up and running after being hacked this afternoon... During the hack, the Twitter account of "Sarah Brown, the wife of former British prime minister Gordon Brown, attempted to direct her one million followers to a hardcore porn site based in Japan"... That Jennifer Lopez's first husband, Ojani Noa, is planning on to audition for her on American Idol: "Ojani Noa, a former waiter from Cuba who became Lopez's first husband when they married in 1997, is planning to sing on the show in Los Angeles tomorrow, and will even serenade the rumoured judge her with one of her own songs. The pop hopeful's manager, Ed Meyer, said: 'Ojani Noa will be in line at the Forum on September 22 to try out for American Idol in front of his ex-wife. He escaped Cuba and married Jennifer Lopez, now he wants to be the American Idol. Of course he will sing a Jennifer Lopez song'"...That you can see photos of Ben Affleck attending his Dublin premiere of The Town in Caught Out...

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