That Julia Roberts smiled a lot during her London premiere of Eat, Pray, Flee Your Husband For Younger Model... They're that boring I wouldn't even bother with them, bar this one where she looksh aah ahbihdruhnk, and this near Neilson upskirt... Across the water a much more interesting chick flick line up proffered Kirsten Bellin a semi-transparent dress, a stunning creature in another dress, and Jamie Lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver in the same dress... That Joaquin Phoenix went on to Lettermanto state the obvious (and to rib him slightly for not copping he "was in character")... That David Hasselhoff was the first contestant to be booted off Dancing With The Stars... That, the reason why Cheryl, Louis and Simon had to settle for an under-refurbishment house in England, a hotel in Limerick and a villa in Spain for their X Factor judging segments, is because Dannii had have her lot fly to Australia kind've ate into the budget: "The Australian part of the show cost a fortune. All the other trips were two days long but they had to give the contestants and hosts (Dermot and The Huq) in Australia time to recover from jet lag so it cost more. No other locations were anywhere near as glamorous"... That Michael Lohan plans to be at Lindsay's hearing tomorrow - with an evangelical preacher in tow. Considering Dina's also going to be there, and Michael's court ordered to stay 100 yards away from her at all times, the courthouse must be massive... That the National Enquirer is stirring skitter again: "Jen (Aniston) is incredibly envious of Sandra (Bullock)'s life and career. Jen hates that her personal life, especially her divorce from Brad Pitt, overshadows her film and TV work. Jen is frustrated that Sandra emerged stronger and more popular than ever after her marriage imploded while, five years after her big split [from Pitt], Jen is still struggling... She looks at Sandra's resurgence and thinks, 'That should be me!' She told a pal, 'Sandra makes me sick. She has a great film career, a beautiful baby - everything I want! I hate her!'"... and the fact that she married a Nazi-loving showboating petrol head slag enthusiast?... That the Kings of Leon "presided over a Michael Jackson-style dance-off at Miami hot spot the Florida Room at the Delano the other night. Jared and Caleb Followill, the rest of the band and their entourage of 25 downed vodka and beer and then took over the house music party by forming their own private dance floor and had a dance-off, busting the moves, pretending they were Michael Jackson, and sending the rest of the crowd into a frenzy"... That they were probably celebrating Caleb's engagement... That Katie Perry's Sesame Street jiggle fest has been axed... TMZ reports: " Katy Perry's breasts - and song - have been yanked from Sesame Street ... after the show began receiving complaints like, 'DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER WTTTTTTTTTF'." Katy shot a segment for the show - which was supposed to air on New Year's Eve... The song made its way to YouTube Monday and racked up nearly a million views. But some parents started complaining her cleavage was too front and center. We've learned producers have decided not to air the song on the show." Other parental comments in included: "You can practically see her t*ts. That's some wonderful children's programming", and "they're gonna have to rename it cleavage avenue", and "my kid wants milk now"...
