All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That the Inbetweeners will end after this series... Writer Damon Beesley said: "In our minds, we've always thought that this series, this [school] year, is obviously the closing of the story. I don't anticipate there being another series of them at school. We've got a movie in the pipeline, where they are going away on their first holiday together without their parents - which is obviously an important part of the story. And then they are going to disappear and go off to different universities... It's very unlikely 'Neil' is going to go!"... That news makes me feel like I'm in a bubble and everything's very flat... That David Walliams said: "I would love to have kids in a couple of years. I would quite like to be in a house full of girls plaiting their hair and playing with dolls and things like that. With boys I would find it hard as they would going, 'Come on dad, let's go to the football', and I'd be saying, 'What about the ballet?'"... That, of the interview between Piers Morgan and Lord Alan Sugar, a source said: "He was trying to grill Lady Sugar on what first attracted her to the then-penniless, plain old Alan, but Lord Sugar shut him up by calling him a tosser. It was in good humour but put Piers in his place"... That the penny's finally dropped for Pamela Anderson: "My children are made fun of because I have posed naked. When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it"... yeah, what about the videos?... That X Factor's producers have finally been honest about something - it basically all boils down to boobs... Speaking of Cheryl's return to the show after her "malaria", a spokesperson said: "Cheryl is refusing to be outwitted or out-titted. Cheryl will have more edge, more wit and quite a lot more cleavage than ever. She is going to be pulling out all the stops in the coming weeks now she's back to her best following her battle with malaria"... If you wish to see a load of boobs in Bootcamp, here you go. Look, even Peter Crouch is there... Oh, and by the by...