That, in response to David Beckham's (what's now upped to) £16million writ, the prostitute's manager (i.e. this yoke) released this statement: "Irma stands by her previous statements. Any lawsuit against her is a publicity stunt and without merit (... um. Hiya pot *waves*). Any attorney who brings an action against her should be prepared to face sanctions and pay all legal costs because they will lose. There is more to the story that Irma hasn't told yet. We are highly confident that Irma can provide enough detail and other forms of proof to persuade a jury that her tryst with David Beckham did indeed take place. Mr Beckham had better be prepared to drop his pants in court if he wants to pursue this matter as he has distinguishing characteristics which will prove without a doubt that Irma is telling the truth. Mr Beckham's baseless lawsuit is understandable. After all, he has to tell Posh something"... Beckham's camp in turn retorted: "This should be seen for what it is - the ravings of a desperate woman. She is a malicious fantasist without a single shred of evidence to support her pack of lies. The writs stand against her, the magazine and its publishers. The statement is further proof that she has absolutely no evidence"... That Cheryl Cole has decided not to make reference to the two points of interest in her life thus far - Ashley Cole and her bout of "malaria" - in her autobiography; ergo it'll be more ho-hum than previously suspected... Behold a riveting excerpt: "I've spent a bit of time in LA over the last couple of years... I love it that the sun shines all the time"... That Katy Perry will appear on The Simpsons: "The usually animated characters - which include Homer, Bart and Lisa - are to appear as puppets in a segment of the episode, which will air in the US on December 5. Katy will play the girlfriend of cantankerous bartender Moe and will also be seen by viewers leading 'The Simpsons' characters in a rendition of The 39 Days of Christmas, believed to be a spoof of the festive classic The 12 Days of Christmas"... That should be the 2.5 months of Christmas... If we didn't have Halloween, it'd be Christmas now... That Lindsay Lohan has been busying herself visting outreach centres since she's been spared prison... She wrote on Twitter: "What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA... had a nice time there today, it's so important to give back. I feel blessed. All accept the paparazzi hitting one of the ministry guys. They need to be stopped. I think this is a job for The Terminator (sic)"... That Pearl Lowe has invited Pete Doherty to "stay at her Somerset home... According to the Daily Mail, Lowe made the offer after her husband Danny Goffey joined Doherty's band Babyshambles earlier in the year. A source said: 'Pete is delighted but some of Pearl's friends are not so impressed, given his hard-living lifestyle'"... That Sugababe Amelle Berrabah has been done for drink driving in Camden: "A spokesman for Scotland Yard said: 'Amelle Berrabah, 26, will appear on bail at Highbury Corner Magistrates' Court on October 8 charged with driving with excess alcohol.' The News of the World has reported that the incident occurred following an argument between Berrabah and her boyfriend Tom Benn... That Mel Gibson has been granted joint custody of his daughter with Oksana Whatsherface: "... the agreement laid out in almost painful detail the schedule for custody, down to the day and the hour. Mel immediately got joint legal custody of the baby. He also got significant unsupervised visitation, which turned into 50/50 custody when Lucia turned 3. The agreement also provided, when Mel didn't have Lucia, the nanny would coordinate a Skype call between himself and the child... It was the Father's Day visitation that sent the case into family court, when Oksana refused to let Mel have the baby". Ah, being used as a pawn. What a great start in life... The Saturdays got their breasticles out for their turn in GAY on Saturday night, which was no doubt appreciated by the audience... Shame about the tights...
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