That Jack Dee almost made Jedward cry. Never Mind The Buzzcocks is returning to our screens next month with Jack Dee at the helm. It so happened that the Irish twins were guests on the show and according to The Sun, the comic slagged the pair off pretty badly with comments like "you're special needs versions of each other". Annoying as they may be, that's just mean. The producers and audience members were shocked and now they must try and edit the program so that it's suitable to air. Apparently the presenter knew he had gone to far and tried to pull it back towards the end said a source, "Jack kept going at them relentlessly and it got to the point where he used some seriously strong language. The audience and other panellists got a bit uncomfortable. Even Jack realised he had gone too far and tried to pull it back towards the end." ...That he did end up saying sorry and even asked for a picture to be taken of him and the twins. On the matter, John and Edward uttered the following: "Jack Dee was a bit rude but we've had worse. At the end of the show he asked for a picture with us so we think he's secretly a massive fan." ...That I don't think they should say that to his face...That Michael Lohan plans to file for a conservatorship for his daughter. He claims his ex-wife Dina is also trying to gain a conservatorship along with her new business manager Lou Taylor. If a conservatorship is given then that person will be allowed legal control over Lindsay's well-being and finances. Speaking to RadarOnline.com, he said: "You bet your a** I'm filing a conservatorship. I just signed the retainer with an attorney. I consulted one because I wanted to know what my options were if Dina and Lou Taylor file one. My attorney told me my best bet was to file one first to avoid any problems." *bangs head off keyboard* Let it go man, seriously. It's exhausting to listen to your verbal diarrhoea over and over again...That I hope you've all been over to eiTV to have a gawk at Heidi and Seal rolling around and feeling each other up in his new video. Did I mention they are BOTH naked??...That Keith Duffy told The SunStephen Gately's ashes will be scattered in a secret location on the one year anniversary of his death. Unfortunately, Mikey, Shane and Ronan won't be able to make the ceremony...That I can't believe it's been almost a year since he died...That of falling on stage at a concert in Singapore, Mariah Carey's rep Cindi Berger (t'would be funny if her first name was Wendy [as in the American burger joint, in case your totally lost]) said "Mariah twisted her ankle in Singapore and should have packed more sensible shoes, but she doesn't have any. I'm send her a pair of flats today."...That Mylene Klass has claimed she was asked to sign a sex contract by a top Hollywood actor. The TV presenter has not named the actor and now claims that she was set up, 'like a sting'. Piers Morgan is desperately trying to get her to name and shame...That I think if she continues to talk about these instances, the Hollywood elite might reject her for future interviews...That Pete Doherty has officially been charged with cocaine possession (as mentioned yesterday, it's in relation to the death of a film maker back in January)...That Paris Hilton and her fellah ran over a photographers foot as they drove off from a restaurant (traffic offenses are excluded from the conditions of her probation). The female was brought to hospital and that's all the information I have at the minute. Paris did Tweet this after "Lovely evening with friends and family, ruined by aggressive paparazzi. They are literally insane!"...That at a concert in Wales to celebrate the Ryder Cup, Catherine Zeta-Jones emotionally spoke about her husband Michael Douglas, his love for golf and his recovery process, "Michael would be glued to anything with a golf ball and a club. He would be representing the American team and I would be wholeheartedly representing the European team...He's just finished his treatment. He's holding up very, very well and everyone couldn't be happier with his progress. He's holding up with great strength and dignity."...That I was lucky enough to go to a special screening of Wall Street:Money never Sleeps which stars Mr Douglas and he was brilliant in it...That Tesco launched their Autumn/Winter 2010 collection yesterday and you can see all the photos in Caught Out.
-Alicia Coyle
