That Noel Gallagher has become a father for the third time... That Paul Wellar, who has 5 children from three previous relationships, has married for the second time to a backing singer "almost 30 years his junior"... That 45-year-old Lembit Opik is dating his 21-year-old PA... Of the age difference, he said: "It's an accident of fate that I was born in 1965 and Merily in 1989, and only an utter bigot would hold that against us"... That Nadine Coyle chose today to launch her new video for Insatiable... That it's best listened to with the volume down (especially when it comes to the cringesome droid bit around the 2.18min mark), as it's a bit pants, which explains why she's resorting to wearing little else for the promo... That Susan Boyle's father stopped her from seeing her boyfriend of seven weeks: "One day I was upstairs when the phone rang. My dad got to it first. 'She doesnae want to talk to you,' he said and put down the receiver. 'Who was that?' I asked him. 'You're no ready for a boyfriend, hen!' said my dad"... She was almost 30 at the time... That Boyle is due to crow Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah on Dancing With The Stars... Producers are hoping things go better than they did when she attempted to perform on America's Got Talent: "Boyle is scheduled to perform on Tuesday's live show - and unlike her experience on 'Talent' - we're guessing she'll make Dancing producers clear the song she wants to sing - Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen -- before she touches down on American soil. As TMZ first reported, Boyle was blindsided moments before she was supposed to perform on America's Got Talent last month ... when she found out Lou Reed wouldn't give her permission to sing his hit Perfect Day. Boyle was so devastated, she broke down in tears and caught the first plane back to the U.K"... That Cher Lloyd has been allocated a counsellor 24/7... Hopefully they've appointed her a 24-hour chef as well... That Channel Five are due to air Josie and John James: What Happened Next? from October 11th... That I'm not arsed going into detail about the latest Jordan and Peter scenario... That the prostitute is now counter suing David Beckham... Meanwhile, "Shery Shabani - who claims to be a pal of David and wife Victoria - has said husband Joseph wrongly accused her of an affair with the footballer"... That, of being unable to find work after she jacked in EastEnders, Kara Tointon said: "I'll be honest, I've felt suicidal. I know that sounds dramatic but it's really tough out there. You're used to being busy and then, all of a sudden, you're not. It's the worst thing ever... Acting-wise it's been on its knees. It's a disaster out there. I've thought about giving up acting for good. Many times. During the down times, you're just waiting for the phone to ring, it's awful"...
