That Katherine and Joe Jackson are due to appear on Oprah... That Joe Thomas, who frequently gets naked to play Simon in The Inbetweeners, is in fact going out with his onscreen girlfriend - 'beepdiddybeepbeep Tara', played by Hannah (Kara) Tointon's (sister)... Although, I'm not sure if they're still going out, what with him trying to bed her last week by physically and verbally abusing his own manhood... That Miley Cyrus has unsurprisingly upset the legion of parents who purchased all her Hannah Montana stuff for their nine-year-old girls by releasing the video for Who Owns My Heart... The Sun reports that "The 17-year-old star flashes her pants and is seen blindfolded and writhing on the bed in the sexually charged promo... Now powerful lobby group the Parents' Television Council have condemned the message it sends to her teenage fans. President Tim Winter said: 'It is unfortunate that she would participate in such a sexualized video like this one. It sends messages to her fan base that are diametrically opposed to everything she has done up to this point. Miley built her fame and fortune entirely on the backs of young girls, and it saddens us that she seems so eager to distance herself from that fan base so rapidly'"... Here's doffing the cap to you Lindsay, Britney, and so on... That Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are hoping to put those "he had sex on the couch with someone he met in a bowling alley" rumours to bed by renewing their marriage vows in Israel... 'Cause they're still into Kabbalah... That, when trying to explain why he slapped Snookie across the face in a club recently, The Situation said: "Snooki sometimes drinks a little too much. She is unaware of her surroundings and unaware of what's going on. Everybody was leaving, and she was the only one staying there. We usually go as a group and stay as a group. To avoid what happened in season one, I really wanted to try and keep an eye on her and not necessarily slap some sense into her, but let her know, 'Hey, you can't be here by yourself. You're a little girl, and the whole group was leaving.' It was a little love tap... It’s not like I punched somebody in the face. It's not like I did a full smack, a hard smack. It was a little tap to her cheek. Like, 'Wake up, you're going to get hurt'"... A little love tap, how touching... That Paul Gascoigne has been arrested for DUI again... The Northumbria police report: "A 43-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of drink-driving in the Jesmond area at around 2.45pm on Friday, October 8. He was charged with driving with excess alcohol and bailed to appear before Newcastle Magistrates on October 20"... That Mika's sister fell from a third floor balcony and impaled herself on some railings: "To say he's traumatised by this doesn't even come close. Mika is out of his mind with worry. Paloma had surgery today on her abdomen and legs - but she is critically ill. No-one really knows what happened. One minute Paloma was sitting on the window-ledge, the next she had fallen onto the railings. It's the stuff of nightmares"... That, of what would have been John Lennon's 70th birthday, Nick Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) said: "We grew up listening to The Beatles in our home, John Lennon specifically. And his words, and his lyrics, and his music spoke to many generations of people and continue to. It's his birthday, so happy birthday John. Thanks for the memories. Thanks for the music. And thanks for showing the world that it's time to come together and live in peace. You're the man"... Tha Cheryl Cole got a standing ovation when she paid a secret gig after Saturday's X Factor Live show... She got £220k for her troubles...
