That, of her split with the sasquatch, Christina Aguilera said: "Although Jordan and I are separated, our commitment to our son Max remains as strong as ever"... That the "final nail" in the marital coffin was when Xtina went on a "girls only" holiday in Mexico with Samantha Ronson and Nicole Ritchie... The NYC Post reports: "Sources said 'there were already problems between her and her husband, but things got worse after her wild girls' trip.' Insiders said Aguilera and music executive Jordan Bratman, married for five years, spent hardly any time together while she was on set for her movie, Burlesque"... Yet another movie plugged by way of a marriage split announcement... That someone tried to "break in" to Paris Hilton's house again: "the suspect - James Rainford - allegedly got into a physical altercation with private security after he rode his bike to Paris' front door and began to ring her doorbell. LAPD soon arrived on scene and arrested the suspect for battery"... That she was probably at the season launch of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, along with her mother, LaToya Jackson, and other "Real" natural lookin' sorts... That the producers had to turn the lights down for fear the cast would meld with each other and they'd have to rename it the Conjoined Cougar Barbie Baps of Beverly Hills... Paris seemed unconcerned that this is essentially her future, if she's lucky... That Mischa Barton kind of regrets her appearance on Fearne And..., what with her saying: "I can't hear Fearne's name without seeing red. I cried my eyes out when I first saw it. I wish I hadn't done it and that's bad because there are enough misconceptions about me in the press. She's got nothing to lose if she makes a more salacious story, she's only got everything to gain. I just find her messed up, to be honest... Fearne never let on that she was irritated about waiting (outside Mischa's house for her). She acts like everything's so great and she loves you and they cut it together and make it seem like it was a terribly painful experience for them. I don't want to start a feud with her, it's not worth it to me. She likes the fame, it doesn't affect her like it affects the people she's documenting"... That Amy Winehouse has been left injured after an altercation with a door: "Amy was so angry after having a fight on the phone, she smacked a door. It swelled up straight away but she left it for a couple of days until her dad persuaded her to go for an x-ray"... Her spokesperson released a slightly more boring version of events: "she tripped on her own at home and put her arm down to stop her fall"... That Natalie Portman is being tipped to play the lead in Ridley Scott's Alien prequel...
