That I have a serious case of back to work blues since returning to EI Towers yesterday. This time last week I was perched on a nice sun lounger, on the beach, where my only predicament was to choose between a nap in the sun or to go for a swim *sniffs*...That Katy Perry has launched her new perfume and is called Purr-fect, how apt especially with the accompanying photo...That Alex Reid doesn't know what to make of his upcoming mention in Coronation Street. In the coming weeks, Rosie Webster will compare herself and Jason (who are due to hook up very soon and film some very kinky scenes) to Katie Price and her other half as 'the new Jordan and Alex Reid'. Writing in his Star magazine column the cage fighter said "I hear Jason Grimshaw and Rosie Webster are being billed as the new 'Jordan and Alex' on the show. On the one hand, it is flattering that we are used as a cultural reference point and that people are talking about us. But on the other, I don't like being described as a 'thicko' - who would? I hate this perception that all cage fighters are brain-dead morons."...That it's hilarious he thinks they are a 'cultural reference point'...That a photographer is suing Mike Tyson for $25 million in damages after he claimed the boxer attacked him, hit him with a left hook and broke his camera...That the Betty Ford clinic where Lindsay Lohan is currently staying is hosting a family week. So, of course Michael Lohan went along to try get in to see his daughter but was turned away by the security guard at the front gate...That Chantelle Houghton is heartbroken her and Preston won't be getting back together. She has been talking to Heat magazine and divulged she has texts on her phone from her ex claiming he still loves her and fancies the pants off her. But, when she read "I am privileged to call [Chantelle] a friend and nothing more", on his blog, her world came crashing down around her...That you would wonder if this is yet another PR stunt from their camp...That Celine Dion has checked into a hospital in Florida for fear that she will go into labour prematurely. The singer is not due to give birth until next month but made the decision to go into hospital so she can be close to the doctors in the lead up to the birth...That Elizabeth Hurley was in Harrods in London signing the Estée Lauder Pink Ribbon Collection of products, to raise money for Breast Cancer Awareness. Doesn't she just make you sick and feel very unfortunate!? Even when she's mid flick...That it's a seriously slow news day so the only thing left to do is ogle over Craig David's scrumptious new physic *drools* and apologise for the lack of will power to be more creative with today's rumours...

-Alicia Coyle