That Beyonce's mum went on Ellen (not that way) to declare her daughter's womb currently vacant... Tina Knowles said to the talk show host: "No, it's not true. Not right now (maybe in six weeks or so?). I'm looking forward to it. With all the rumours, by now I should have about five or six grandchildren"... That Kanye also took to Ellen's platform - to talk about his new grill: "It's really my real teeth. It's replaced my bottom row of teeth. I just thought the diamonds were cooler. There's just certain stuff that rock stars are supposed to do"... To clarify, Kanye has replaced his bottom row of teeth with diamonds - 'cause that's what rock stars do... According to him, they also make Taylor Swift cry and TYPE LOUDLY ON THE INTERNET... That Caleb Followill can't remember recording Only By The Night 'cause he was madourravit on pain killers: "That was the party record. I don't remember a lot of it. I had surgery on my shoulder so they gave me pain pills which I kind of got hooked on". Of their latest album, he added: I am worried about Susan Boyle. What if she sells more records than us? She is a force of nature that woman"... The fear it evidently still with him... That Cheryl Cole's looking waxier than normal... That Nadine Coyle hasn't invited her bandmates to her wedding: "She wanted nothing to distract from her special day. They're planning a party in Ireland afterwards and will be honeymooning in Paris, so it's going to be an extravaganza. She and Jason have also turned down a big deal from a glossy mag - Nadine considers it tacky"... That (who else but) Katie Waissel "collapsed" during a free spree at Top Shop... In other attention seeking news, James Blunt said of his inferred relationship with Katie: "I've kissed a few people in my life and I can't remember. I can definitely say that what was in the 'paper is an exaggeration of anything that may have gone on. We didn't have a relationship... I've met Katie on two occasions in my life and I've met her mainly because she's been pursuing a music career. I wouldn't want to taint that in any way"... That the likes of Gail Porter and Lizzie Cundy will appear on I'm A Celebrity... That Eva Longoria was in a two car collision: "The Desperate Housewives actress was said to be driving along Hollywood Boulevard when another vehicle made a swift turn in front of her, leading to a collision. Law enforcement sources have informed TMZ that no-one was taken to hospital and the incident is now under investigation. It is thought that Longoria had just left her nearby restaurant Beso before the crash took place"... That I still can't believe the contents of this week's RTE Guide... Pages 20-21 are particularly enlightening (the usual suspects indeed)... as is page 19... Nice to see the licence fee is still going to good use...
