That Wayne Rooney has now signed a 5-year deal with Man United... In monetary terms, that's roughly the equivalent to our national debt... That rumours are flying amok regarding Christina Aguilera... Yesterday, her rep had to deny she was having a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson, and today she's denying claims she was beaten by soon-to-be-divorced husband Jordan Bratman: "The 29-year-old pop diva, who is seeking to end her five-year marriage, visited the Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre with her husband, according to celebrity website RadarOnline. A witness said: 'Christina was bleeding from her mouth and had a bit of a busted lip. Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down.' According to the witness, Christina was sporting "bumps and red bruises" along with her bloodied lip... Adding to the mystery of her injury, Christina was photographed on October 12 wearing a hat pulled down over her face with what appears to be a small cut below her lower lip. That was the same day that she and Jordan announced the end of their five-year marriage, citing 'irreconcilable differences'"... That Stacey Solomon will also appear on I'm a Celebrity... A source told The Sun: "Stacey is a great signing. Everyone loved her on The X Factor last year because she just gets so over-excited. She'll be amazing in the jungle. Can you imagine her face if she eats a nice slice of crocodile bum? She's also going to look great in a bikini. She's got a fabulous body"... Cause that's all viewers expect from female participants - babbling and boobs... That, after dramatically announcing she was leaving the show due to the stress of it all, Katie Waissel has now magically changed her mind... That Katy Perry and Russell Brand's wedding is sounding like a low key affair: "The pair - who are rumoured to be getting married in India on Saturday - have chosen the ornate seats for their traditional Indian wedding ceremony which is set to take place at the luxury Aman-i-Khas resort in Rajasthan. When they tried out the thrones Katy and Russell are said to have 'burst out laughing'. The couple started the week-long celebration last night with a Bollywood-style feast featuring dancers and snake-charmers. A source told The Sun newspaper: 'They are very much keeping to Indian tradition. There will be feasting and dancing. And Katy will be painted head-to-toe in henna tattoos'"... That Prince, Coldplay and U2 have signed up for this year's Glastonbury... That, when on the red carpet at his AIDS foundation fundraiser, Elton John that was the opportune moment to pass on some advice to an absent Lindsay Lohan: "Get rid of the people around you and by that I mean her family - they're enablers"... That Paul Gascoigne has now been arrested "in a drugs bust" in North Tyneside... A Northumbria Police spokesperson said: "At shortly after 5.30pm yesterday, police attended a property in North Tyneside. A 43-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of possession of a Class A drug. A second man, aged 43, was later arrested on suspicion of being concerned in the supply of drugs. Both men are still in custody and enquiries are ongoing"... That Mel Gibson's cameo has been dropped from The Hangover sequel... That Zach Galifianakis was involved... Director Todd Phillips said: "I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew"... That Colin Farrell will star in the remake of Total Recall... That Martin Freeman will play Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit (whenever they can decide on a location)... Sean off EastEnders has also landed a part... That Pamela Anderson is due to grace the cover of Playboy for the 11th time... That, of Courtney Love, "her friend" Russell Simmons said at a recent party of his: "I think she is a sweet girl... It's probably exciting to be a crackhead, I wouldn't say I was a crackhead but I did smoke a lot of crack... I had fun smoking a lot of angel dust... Right now I'm a monk. I'm boring, I'm on a green juice fast at this moment so I'm a little high now. I had a double shot of ginger, which makes you a little flighty"...
