That Wagner is being kept in the X Factor by a bunch of renegade voters inspired by last year's Rage Against the Machine's Facebook campaign... According to The Sun: "Music fans who helped rap metal band Rage Against The Machine steal the Christmas No1 last year are voting for the 54-year-old multiple times. One called 'X-Factor protest - Wagner To Win' states online: 'Let's face it, he is not gonna win on talent. He is being brought on as the humorous character. But we need to show Simon and Co. who the judges really are... us'"... Eh, yeah, you're also the people forking over your hard earned cash to vote for the muppet... That Taylor Swift is now dating Jake Gyllenhaal... That Taylor Momsen is tired of the cast of Glee and Mily Cyrus getting free PR from the PTB, which is why she's taking to flashing her 17-year-old boobs during her gigs... That it's OK cause her "mom is in the audience"...That Michael Lohan managed to not talk to the press for a whole 24 hours before he landed this on TMZ's lap: "Michael claims he was attacked outside his home in Santa Monica, CA. Michael told police... about an hour before the incident, he received a threatening phone call. We’re told shortly after the call, Michael went out for cigarettes - that's when he says the attack occurred. Sources tell us... Mike explained to police when he went to open his car door, he was jumped from behind. We're told the suspect, whom Michael says is in his 50s or 60s, began choking him and had some kind of sharp object which he used to slice Michael’s neck. Michael says the knife penetrated his skin and caused substantial bleeding... As for possible motive, sources close to Michael say he’s telling friends he feels it's someone who doesn’t want him to show up at Lindsay's court hearing today"... That Lindsay has been ordered to stay in rehab until the New Year... That Toni Collette is pregnant with her second child... That Mariah Carey is expecting a boy... That Celine Dion had twin boys... That Paul the Octopus has died at the tender age of two... Sky News reports: "Paul the World Cup 'psychic' octopus who shot to fame after correctly predicting the outcome of games has died, says his aquarium in Germany... Paul retired from predicting football matches in July. He was reportedly the subject of a feature film about the threats on his life. Paul was later rumoured to be recording an Elvis Presley tribute album called Paul The Octopus Sings Elvis"... That Coleen and Wayne Rooney accidentally smashed a glass during a dinner date in Dubai and it's now headline news... That Christina Aguilera has moved into a hotel 'cause Justin Bratman is refusing to move out of their marital home... That Sean Penn's sporadic girlfriend, Jessica White, was arrested for "allegedly hit a woman repeatedly in the face in a vicious catfight over a taxi outside a downtown club" in New York at 4.50am on Saturday morning... That Penn, and lots of horrifically attractive people - like Hilary Swank, Leighton Meester, James Franco, Milla Jovovich, Jesse Eisenberg, Halle Berry, Diane Lane, Heather Graham, Sam Rockwell, Mila Kunis and Annette Benning (pictured with Warren, so the marraige must still be on), to name but a few, attended the 14th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala presented by Starz held at The Beverly Hilton hotel yesterday... That you can almost hear Helena Bonham Carter saying "Lace, laced up boots, fussy tights and big hair are (finally) all the rage in Europe right now, mark my words."