All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Kelly Brook left the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women Of The Year Awards with Jack Whitehall... That Jared Followill has been perusing Amber Le Bon... That Amber Le Bon will open Forever 21 in deh Jeeeerviss next Friday. That Nadine Coyle and Kimberly Walsh are both promoting themselves in Dublin at the minute... They won't bother meeting up... That X Factor bosses weren't aware that Cheryl was nipping off for a midweek jaunt to LA, but her giddles did: "Her X Factor girls, Treyc, Katie, Cher and Rebecca, are her main focus at the moment, though, and she has been in constant phone contact with them. Ironically they all knew she was going to LA but Simon and the other judges, plus the X Factor production team, did not. But Simon was happy for her to go"... That doesn't quite make sense but sure we've come to expect that... That Robert Pattinson is backing Wagner to win... That David Cassidy was done for DUI... That Miley Cyrus's mother, Tish, had an affair with Bret Michaels, hence her pending divorce from Billy Rae... That, contrary to reports, Whitney Houston is not getting back with Bobby Brown... That, in an interview with Harper's Bazaar, Katie Perry said: "I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father". In more deluded musings, she offered this: "We're all unique. That’s why we all win and we all can exist. People don't want just vanilla. They want 31 flavors. I couldn't do what Rihanna does. I couldn’t do what Gaga does. They can't do what I do"... Peddle mediocrity?...  That the BBC have axed Ready Steady Cook... That the BAFTA Britannia Awards took place in LA last night and attracted many, many attractive people fit for ogling of a Friday evening, like Jeff Bridges, Rosario Dawson, Oliva Wilde, Marion Cotillard, Cillian Murphy, and lots of orange folk... Enjoy...