That, while one WENN photographer was larging it up on the AMA red carpet, another was accosting soap stars in the blustery and dimly lit entrance way to the Royal Television Society North West Awards (AKA the RTS Manc Awards)... This wasn't the best of ideas... That, after deciding he did in fact "do" electric shocks, and seeing Gillian McScreech "faint" on live TV, Nigel Havers decided to depart the jungle... Seemingly the prospect of having to listen to Stacey commenting on her love of bike riding while dressed as a 1930s prison inmate was too much for him to bear: "Nigel just said he'd had enough and it wasn't what he thought it would be like. He said he was fed up with the inane chatter from some of the others and just wanted to go home"... to warm himself up for his panto stint in Birmingham... That, while married to Eva Longoria, Tony Parker also enjoyed textually pestering Brighton dwelling models by the name of Sophia: "Sophia, of Brighton, was persuaded to go to London nightspot Whisky Mist with the trio where they partied in the VIP lounge. She added: 'I decided at 1am I wanted to leave but Parker followed me into the street. He begged me to come back to a house he claimed was his. I said no.' Next day Parker began to message her after getting her number from a pal. But Sophia began to really worry when he sent her a half-naked picture - and asked: 'You want a sexier one still?'"... That Capri Anderson, the 22-year-old porn star Charlie Sheen held hostage in a cupboard / toilet while thrashing a suite in The Plaza, is now suing the actor: "Capri said she was hired to escort the Wall Street star to dinner and he had been 'yelling racial slurs'. But she said: "It wasn't until he put his hands around my neck that I thought to myself, 'You have gotten yourself in a bad, bad situation'"... Capri is suing him for "battery, assault, false imprisonment and distress"... That Katie Waissel's grandmother is on the game... The Mirror reports: "According to numerous Sunday newspapers, Katie's 81 year old gran Sheila Vogel-Coup is a prostitute who charges up to £250 for her escort services. On a website that makes us feel a bit dirty inside, Sheila (using the name Cecilia Bird) touts her wares (good tits for an octogenarian) and invites "like minded discerning gentlemen to share the taste of 'forbidden fruits!' I get quite young men coming to me, and they seem to be very happy with me," she told an undercover reporter. "I'm a sexual lady"... That Simon Cowell was "angered" when, on Saturday's show, Cheryl Cole gave Wagner jip for making a deal out of her coming from a council estate - cause he loathes controversy on television, it makes for poor ratings, or something... That Lindsay Lohan will spend Thanksgiving with her father (I'm guessing he'll secretly film it and sell a live stream to TMZ) as she's unable to leave the state of California: "The actress will spend the holiday at home with father Michael Lohan, close to the rehabilitation clinic. It is believed that Lindsay had hoped to fly out to New York for Thanksgiving to spend the the holiday with her mother and other family members. The report also suggests that Michael has extended an invitation to ex-wife Dina Lohan to join the pair, but that Dina has declined to do so"... Sound, as ever... That the director of Inferno has finally admitted that Lohan won't be playing Linda Lovelace: "Director Matthew Wilder - who had continued to delay filming until Lindsay, 24, was better - finally decided to replace her on Saturday. He said: 'We stuck by her very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support. The impossibility of insuring her and other issues have made it impossible for us to go forward." Lindsay's spokesperson said: "Lindsay is dedicated to her recovery and together they decided to move forward without her. She wanted them to tone down a lot of the racy scenes. It wasn't going to be good for her to play someone with substance issues when she is going through her own recovery"... That Malin 'I just love attending red carpet events' Ackerman will take her place... That, instead of the rumoured Liam Neeson, Daniel Day-Lewis will play Abraham Lincoln in Spielberg's film...
