That I can't be hewped blathering about The Apprentice (despite two people getting fired: Ciara and Jamie), except to say Bill should trying finding his apprentice in focus groups in future (not that they could make a series out of that, mind)... And Will needs to brush up on his geography (he mistook the Italian flag for our tricolour)... And Barry really needs to following his calling as the Francis Ford Coppola of the porn industry ("Come back to me, babes. Show me more of your face. Dat's it... I need a doorway, gimme a doorway, I need an opening")... As for I'm A Celebrity... given certain factors, I'm surprised Gillian McKeith hasn't been blessed with more perspective... By the by, if you missed it, Nigel Havers plans to join Shaun Ryder on tour.... He's also going to "drag" Shaun to the theatre... Delusion is a great facilitator... That Liam Gallagher is going on tour as Beady Eye in March... That David Arquette arrived home from Miami armed with a "mystery" blonde and two dwarfs... He later tweeted: "I know people think I've flipped my lid but I haven't. I'm cool. Listen to Bob Marley's Soul Rebel, you'll know where I'm comin' from"... That Charlie Sheen is now countersuing Capri Anderson: "Sheen, 45, is suing adult film actress Capri Anderson, who was found locked in the bathroom of his Manhattan hotel suite last month. He filed a lawsuit suit hours after Anderson went on ABC's 'Good Morning America' and accused him of using racial slurs and grabbing her by the throat. Sheen's lawsuit claims Anderson threatened to make false allegations about the star unless he paid her $1m"... That Billy Bob Thornton is considering making a sequel to Bad Santa: "Bad Santa's become like a classic Christmas movie. People watch It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th St. and Bad Santa now is sort of the box set (just don't let your kids watch it). And there's been talk of making a sequel to it, which I actually would like to do. I've never done a sequel to one of my movies, but that one makes sense to me to do it"... especially considering his music career didn't skyrocket off it's starting point... That here's a list of people which parents believe their children idolise: 1. Cheryl Cole (24.84%) // 2. David Beckham (13.82%) // 3. Lady GaGa (9.38%) // 4. Dizzee Rascal (7.40%) // 5. Britney Spears (2.80%) // 6. Matt Smith (6.25%) // 7. Wayne Rooney (5.43%) // 8. Beyoncé (4.93%) // 9. Katie Price (2.96%) // 10. Andy Murray (2.30%)... That Jacqueline Harding at Parentchannel.tv said: "Some may feel that focusing on celebrities may be an exercise in futility, but an interest in celebrity culture might lead to other interests. For example if your child's interested in becoming a pop star this could lead to encouraging them to learn a new instrument"... Yeah, just ask musicians Cheryl, or Beyonce, or Dizzee, or Britney... That Halle Berry's ex, Gabriel Aubry, is now dating Kim Kardashian... Here's Kim subtly modelling Beyonce's new jewellery range... which, judging by this model, is fierce classy... That the likes of Blake Lively, Mary J.Blige, Ashanti , Estelle, Tinsley Mortimer's dayglow footwear andso on, threw on their spangles for the affair... That Rod Stewart's wayward son, Sean (30), is marrying a women nine years his senior - who he met in rehab: "They decided to get married after his arrest a few weeks ago. Sean says Chantel is a good and calming influence over him. Meanwhile, she's excited to be marrying into the family of music royalty and Sean has been supportive to her through her divorce"... That Michael Lohan has let Lindsay borrow his Mercedes Benz now that she's been reissued her licence. That revenge is a snack best served cold...
