That Kim Kardashian actually turned up to the opening of a toilet... Look, here she is with the demented looking Charmin bears, and here's one of her and the toilet... Oh, and here's a side profile of her money maker, just in case you missed the association... Earth Times reports: "Today, Procter & Gamble (NYSE: PG) Charmin® Restrooms return to Times Square for the fifth consecutive year, giving holiday visitors and local New Yorkers a free, clean and family-friendly place to 'enjoy the go' during this busy time of year. To launch the 2010 Restrooms, Charmin is calling on one of the newest New Yorkers, Kim Kardashian, to reveal its new location at 142 West 42nd Street, and this year’s themed bathroom stalls representing iconic U.S. locations, as part of the first-ever Charmin Go Nation national competition. 'With my recent transition to New York, I've been checking out all the gifts the City has to offer visitors and New Yorkers alike,' says Kardashian. 'During the holiday shopping season, I’m happy to join Charmin as they give the gift of the Restrooms near Times Square'"... Now that's an almighty pile of sh*te.... That, when asked what unusual thing turned her on, Ke$ha made her usual attempt at being unusual, and said: "Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it's some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime"... That Taylor Momsen has been put on indefinite leave from Gossip Girl:"Although reps for The CW and producer Warner Bros. declined to comment, sources confirm that Momsen’s Jenny will be MIA for at least four episodes beginning with the show’s midseason finale on Dec 6. The news comes as the 17-year-old Pretty Reckless singer’s off-screen antics continue to raise eyebrow"... That two people will be voted off the X Factor this weekend... After winning Dancing With The Stars for the second year in a row, Derek Hough is taking a well-earned break and visiting Cheryl for a spell *nods off*... Someone talking to The Mirror said: "He can't believe people are turning on her. She's been through so much this year. Everyone seems to have forgotten she went through a divorce and then almost died from malaria"... Nope. No we haven't. Cause we're not allowed forget... That Hough and 50-year-old Jennifer Greybeat Bristol Palin and some other dude in last night's final, which included tasteful contributions from The Situationand The Hoff... Of Bristol Palin's inclusion in the final, the New York Post said: "The improbable run by Sarah Palin's daughter was championed by Tea Party- friendly Web sites, such as conservative blogger Kevin DuJan's Hillbuzz.org, which led get-out-the-vote campaigns. The 20-year-old single mom also was the focus of a bizarre viewer's anti-Palin meltdown in Wisconsin. After watching her perform, he fired a shotgun at his TV and got into a standoff with cops"... That recently single Christina Aguilera has been seend canoodling with one of the producers who worked on Burlesque... That of Lembit Opik, Nigel Havers said: "Not for one second could I imagine how he could be a member of parliament for 13 years. He thinks he's going to be the mayor of London at the moment. Ha!... I nearly killed him one day. We only had two knives in the camp - one was big and one was small. He was whittling a piece of wood and I shouted at him, 'Don't do that'. He said to me, 'What do you mean?' I said to him, 'You're blunting the f**king knives'. That's one of the reasons I thought I should go because I would've killed him"... That Bez was arrested at London's Euston train station: "The 46-year-old, real name Mark Berry, has been wanted by police since November 4 over allegations relating to a former conviction... A Transport Police spokesman said: 'Mark Berry has been charged with breach of a restraining order (he was ordered to stay away from the ex-missus) and trespass on a railway. He has also been given a warning under the Harassment Act 1997'"... That Charlie Sheen texted Capri Anderson after the Plaza incident, saying: "All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything... I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get! (sic)... Don't worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight"... That Courtney Love is being sued by Jacob & Co: "In a lawsuit filed on Monday, Jacob & Co accused Love of keeping over $113,700 in September, including two gold and diamond necklaces, a mesh bracelet and a pair of white gold and diamond pave earrings, reports The AP. The company claimed that she only returned the bracelet after saying that she misplaced the other jewels and that she has refused to honour her previous agreement to take responsibility for the items "regardless of loss or damage"...
