That there as little to speak of Gossip wise yesterday as we had to hightail it out of the office 'cause the buses threatened to stop running... and we all remember what happened last year... That16-year-old Harry Styles off One Direction is "dating" a 23-year-old model he met backstage during the X Factor - 'cause that's where models hang out: "The pair have secretly been snogging for the past few weeks but were rumbled by producers at the weekend"... Whereupon they promptly went to the press with the story... That Derek Hough's handy stepfather has been blathering about his relationship with Cheryl Cole again: "Cheryl is looking at moving over here, which will be good for Derek. I'm not sure exactly what they have decided about living together. It's his business"... Generally, at this point, normal folk would stop talking, but he carried on: "When things got difficult for Cheryl, she came over to be with him. Derek's pretty level-headed most of the time. He's a good guy. He's always been a good guy and he's very supportive. She feels indebted to him (HAH, sympathy sex, knew it) - all to do with the fact that he is kind to her. He supports her, but that is Derek's nature. He's a cheerleader for her. He just wants to see her do well. Derek knows what's been going on. She came over to see him a few weeks ago. I can say that when you love someone you want to be around them and that's why he likes her"... That Wagner is being hunted down by several publishers who want to give him a book deal - worth £1million... That the winner of the first X Factor, Steve Brookstein, said: "Simon was launching a TV show so that took priority. He wasn’t really that concerned that my career happened"... That Geri Halliwell believes it's time to resurrect her fog horning career: "Geri is back in the studio. She wants to release a solo album next summer. Her masterplan is to start off with a cover reworked as a huge dance track. She is out of a record deal so she has decided to do it and fund it herself. She considered taking it to a label but thought the way her fellow Spice Girl Melanie Chsiolm played her solo career was a better idea - pulling it together herself (but Mel C could sing, Geri). Geri also has a girlband she is working with, who she thinks could cut it. She thought it would be wise to sign them on her own and get the cash for herself. She has been texting all of her friends - including Victoria and David Beckham - asking for their favourite tracks for her to record"... Personally I'm championing Joe Dolce's 1980 classic Shaduppahyaface... That Stella McCartney now has a baby girl to add to her brood. Before to this new addition, Stella had three children. Their names aren't gender specific so can't enlighten further there. That Lindsay Lohan is looking for a restraining order from "the press" 'cause they're hindering her newly instated driving privileges... TMZ reports: "The L.A. County Probation Department - along with the DMV - have given Lindsay the green light to drive again. And Betty Ford was down with it as well.
 But sources involved in the decision tell TMZ… just when Lindsay was supposed the get the keys, Betty Ford decided it was too much of a safety risk to put Lindsay behind the wheel, because the paparazzi were creating an unsafe driving situation.
We’re told Lindsay emailed her lawyer this weekend - with pictures attached showing the paps following her - asking the attorney to go to court for the restraining order"... That, of meeting Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp said of his current co-star: "Meeting her and getting to know her was a real pleasant surprise. 

You don't know what she might be like - if she has any sense of humour at all. I was so pleased to find that she is incredibly normal, and has a wonderfully kind of dark, perverse sense of humour… I've had the honour and the pleasure and gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years. 

You sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she's hilarious. Angie's got the same kind of thing, you know, the same approach"... That Peter Andre has slighted Katie Price for sensible parenting. He wrote in his column: "Apparently, Katie has said she won't be allowing the kids to be filmed for her TV show or photographed in magazines. All I'll say is that I find the whole thing a bit strange 
"... I find the fact he's decided to "feature their son Junior in his current tour" a bit strange...