That Britney's people issued a statement regarding Star Magazine and Radar Online's claims that she's being subjected to domestic violence at the hands of current boyfriend, Jason Trawick... The originator of said claims is her first husband, Jason Alexander.... The statement read: "Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false and Star Magazine was informed of the falsity of this story before it was published. The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are a complete fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. The audio recording posted on Radaronline this morning purporting to be between Britney Spears and Jason Alexander is so obviously fake as to be laughable. Suffice it to say, that Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney. This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process. These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears' legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties"... Britney then Tweeted: "PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white Southern Louisiana ass!" before adding: "I'm almost done with my new album and it will be coming out this March. I AM IN L-O-V-E WITH IT!"... That Jordon has had to apologise for retweeting a post yesterday from a fan which suggested the following: "she should 'start writing' that News of The World showbiz journalist Dan Wootton 'has HIV' and that the Daily Star's Gemma Wheatley 'has crabs'. 'They make up #!@%*# so y cant u? (sic)' the original message read"... Jordan's timing was particularly canny in this instance as yesterday was World Aids Day. Jordan has since posted something resembling an apology: "apoligies everyone especially (dan and gemma) that RTwas accidental (sure it was).Be great if they'd admit when they get something wrong but wont happen!"... That Kate Moss is taking Horny Goat Weed in an effort to conceive... That, of being booed during last Sunday's show, Cher Lloyd said at a secret gig during the week: "Sometimes I think people confuse my attitude for confidence, but I am not confident. I am terrified and really scared about going up on stage. I'm a normal person, but I'm 17, I’m still learning. I think people get mixed up. I'd like people to realise I'm still young and sometimes I don't know what I am doing because I am still being told what to do. Sometimes I get a bit scared and I panic, but that doesn't mean I’m a diva"... That someone at said mid-week secret gig said: "I couldn't believe Cher's attitude. It was atrocious. My children are half her age, but they have much better manners than Cher seemed to. She snarled the whole time, and was really bitter. She should be absolutely overjoyed about the opportunity which she has been given, but she just seemed to hate everything that was going on around her".... That both Matt and Mary might be too ill to sing during tomorrow night's semi-final... That they'll both be well able to sing, it's just the usual sh*te that comes out of a Friday... That Justin Bieber loves touring with his mom, but sometimes he doesn't, but he really does love her, except when she cuts off his phone, but he loves her anyway: "Mom travels with me. We argue, yes, I think every parent and son argue, but I love my mom. I think it’s good she travels me, but sometimes I need a break because I’m with her 24/7 but I love her, I like being with her. The other day she cancelled my phone plan. We got into an argument about something stupid, and she was like: 'Give me the phone' and I was like: 'No', so she just went and cancelled it... If Usher wants to get in touch with me? Then it's tough"... When asked if he was a fan of Blighty, he replied: "I couldn't live here because the weather is very depressing. But I like the girls! The food I don't like really"... That, when asked if she thought 21-year-old Taylor Swift was a good match for 29-year-old ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal at a recent premiere, Kirsten Dunst roared "NEXT"... That the inevitable happened in New York last night: "Quentin Tarantino got a little taste of heaven - when the foot-obsessed director was allowed to drink champagne out of the Holy Grail of foot-fetish receptacles... Uma Thurman's stiletto. It all went down the hatch at Quentin's Friar's Club Roast in New York City - where Uma made Quentin's dreams come true by pouring them two shoefuls of the bubbly stuff"... There was little left in the bottle once the shoes were filled....
