That Simon Cowell has gone on holidays with two of his exes, Sinitta and Terri Seymour, while his fiance Mezghan Hussainy is busy getting his house ready for Christmas... That Ashley Cole is dating the beak from the bush... That David Arquette has been blabbing on Howard Stern again, this time he's having a breakdown: "Everybody is worried and concerned about me. When I drink, I become a maniac. This is the hardest thing anyone has to go through (um, I very much doubt that)... I've been drinking a lot because I'm heartbroken. It's really a personal, traumatic thing. When you wake up and reality hits you, it's hard. (Cox) didn't want to be my mother. But I kind of need a mother... I want love in my life. I need love in my life"... You need a thump in the hewp... Perhaps Courtney would love to "have a breakdown" and drink herself into oblivion surrounded by homogenous blondes and midgets, but she has a child to look after... Oh, so do you... Speaking of which, Charlie Sheen - AKA the jammies b*st*rd on the face of the planet, "will not face charges for his hotel rampage"... The New York Post reports: "Capri Anderson, 22, claimed she was in fear of her life as Sheen, 45, smashed up the room during a bender. Terrified Capri locked herself in the bathroom at New York's Plaza hotel in October. But cops will not charge him with assault or false imprisonment"... That Denise Richards is now dating Nikki Sixx of Motely Crue fame... She's a sucker for punishment... That the director of The Green Hornet, Michel Gondry, said of his film's prospective audience: "I usually identify with the nerds but these ones just reinforce the social rules. Their values are fascistic. All those people marching around in capes and masks and boots - the superhero imagery is totally fascist! When you step into this genre, they feel it belongs to them. They want you to conform, or they won't like you. They want the conventional. But it's fine. The movie has been doing very well, I think, whenever we've screened it to normal people"... That you'll be happy to hear Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes aren't splitting up: "A recent Star magazine cover story suggested that the famous pair had split because they 'have been living separate lives in recent months'. The story alleged that Cruise's work schedule keeps him away from home, leaving Holmes feeling lonely and consulting her lawyer father about a possible divorce. Citing an unnamed source, the magazine also claimed that Holmes was leaving Cruise to move back to her home state of Ohio. However, a rep for Holmes told Gossip Cop that the Star story is 'absolutely false'"... That a man in his 30s was arrested after he started masturbating in a public library, under Lord Alan Sugar's latest book - What You See Is What You Get... That a party P Diddy threw in the penthouse of New York's London Hotel ended badly: "Sean "Diddy" Combs threw such a hot party in the penthouse of a Manhattan hotel that guests literally set the place on fire... According to sources, Diddy told hotel managers he'd invited 20 people to the 2,500-square-foot penthouse for a small soiree to celebrate the launch of his new album, Last Train to Paris. But almost 200 people crammed in for the bash on the 54th floor. But things got scary when the model leaned back over a candle, and flames started shooting from her hair and out of the bathtub, on the edge of which Fabolous and Songz were perched. As seen in a Ustream video of the event, the panicked beauty screamed and dunked her head in the water. 'Oh, oh, oh [bleep!]' screamed Diddy's hype man, Kevin Hart, over the mike. 'Did the camera catch that? Did the camera catch that?'"... The camera did indeed catch it, if you're bored it's on Ustream... That Diddy is no longer welcome back in the hotel... That Winona Ryder was on to Mel Gibson long before anyone else: "Fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he was really drunk. I was with my friend, who's gay. [Gibson] made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about 'oven dodgers,' but I didn't get it. I'd never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, 'He's anti-Semitic and he's homophobic.' No one believed me!"... That, of starring as an aging ballerina in The Black Swan, Ryder added: "I thought it was a cool parallel - being replaced by the young thing. I know that definitely happens in Hollywood... I'm at that age I've been warned my whole life about"... That many celebrities attend the Night of Heroes celebration last night, including David Beckham's dodgy hair from 1997, Matt Cardle, Holly Willoughby, Nicola Roberts, McFly, Katherine Jenkins, Christine Bleakly, Stacey Solomon, ET, Konnie Huq, Kimberly Walsh...
