All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That I won't be shticking around in work for too much longer if it keeps on bucketing down snow at this rate... That Lady GaGa's Parisian show, which was cancelled on Sunday due to the weather, has been rescheduled for today... Good luck with that... In the interim, she's been bonding with her fans by wandering around the city dressed as Marie Antoinette's cadaver - but with added boob... That Taylor Momsen was booed during a gig in Glasgow after she described her audience as "the craziest crowd in the whole of England"... That James Corden's signed a book deal for a "seven figure" sum: "James just said 'F*** it', it was a lot of money and why not? Loads has happened in his life people don't know about. He spent a lot of time living in New York when he was in the movie The History Boys. They were great times. He might be 32 but there are a lot of stories to tell. He was an actor first and the fame came later. He's fiercely proud of his family and his humble upbringing and wants to get that across too"... Geat... That it should be about as interesting as Cheryl Cole's autobiography, which is about as interesting as her appearance on Alan Carr's Chatty Man last night... That Ashley Cole introduced Kayla Collins to his teammates at his 30th birthday in Whisky Mist last night... She "presented the England star with a cake a midnight", before engaging in a customised game of pass the parcel (I made the last bit up)... That Matt Cardle is now romancing 21-year-old Stacey McClean of S Club Juniors fame... That Justin Bieber is now "dating" Disney sort Selena Gomez, for the purposes of love/marketing... That Julia Stiles is still denying a relationship with the recently separated Michael C. Hall... The "29-year-old" released this statement: "I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael and Jennifer (Carpenter). We are good friends and enjoyed working together. This is a personal matter between them, and we should respect their privacy.... Although I too prefer to keep my private life, private - I felt compelled to dispel the rumours I was somehow the cause for this matter"... That Amy Winehouse was paid €1.17million for performing in Russia for two hours: "The impressive sum was paid by a mystery Russian businessman for Winehouse to give her first full performance in two years at a show in Moscow on Friday. The 27-year-old singer, who has famously battled alcohol and drug problems in the past, was flown from London to the Russian capital to perform in front of guests including billionaire businessman Mikhail Prohorov and Sergei Kapkovym, head of the Russian Football Association"... That Lindsay Lohan has been dragged back into "intensive therapy" after being caught in the presence of booze at her satellite lodgings in the grounds of the Betty Ford clinic... TMZ reports: "We're told Lindsay and her roomies were staying at a satellite house at the Betty Ford Clinic. The roommates were 'drinking heavily' and somehow the Betty Ford people found out and busted them. The roommates were moved back to the main facility at Betty Ford, which has more supervision. As for Lindsay, we're told there was no evidence she had been drinking, but we're told after the incident Betty Ford officials decided Lindsay could not leave the area for Christmas. We're also told Lindsay has gone back to the main Betty Ford facility, not for punishment but for 'intensive therapy'"... That Tracy Morgan is recuperating after a kidney transplant: "Morgan, who stars on 30 Rock as Tracy Jordan, underwent the surgery earlier this month, and will be absent from two or three episodes of the show in March. According to Entertainment Weekly, Tina Fey, who plays Liz Lemon, and the 30 Rock writers plan to explain Jordan's absence by saying that he is experiencing meltdown relating to some good news he has received"... That Vince Vaughn has become a father for the first time... That Tony Romo is the latest one of Jessica Simpson's exes to get engaged... That Buckingham Palace are to treat David Beckham and Simon Cowell to knighthoods in the New Year... That they've now found "traces of heroin in RTE - The Irish Sun newspaper claims in a report today that traces of heroin were found on the RTÉ campus in Donnybrook. The newspaper says that the finding was made after one of its reporters took swabs in the toilet of the main canteen yesterday. RTÉ has urged the newspaper to make all the information and materials in its possession available to the Gardaí without delay. RTÉ noted that the traces as described were found in a part of RTÉ's premises most frequently used by staff and by visitors to RTÉ including the general public... Gardaí have said they are not investigating the claims made by The Sun, based on what they described as 'a commercially-available drug testing kit'"...

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