That the woman with the pointiest face in soap, Samantha Womack (nee Janus), is now leaving EastEnders... That is has nothing to do with the nigh on 6,000 complaints to Ofcom the cot death baby swap storyline she's been involved in... A BBC source said: "The current storyline allows an exit for Ronnie Branning. Samantha Womack has been a major part of the show's success in recent years and she will continue to work with us until her departure later this year"... Other sources say she handed in her resignation last November when she first read the script involving the plot... That, in other soapy bits, David Platt will get married to Becky's sister Kylie... That Corrie's Samia Smith (AKA Maria Connor), has split from her husband of five years... That Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have ended their two month love in... A friend of Taylor's said: "He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got... He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn't listen"... Expect pained yodelling about this at some future date, although she seemed to be bearing up well at various LA events last night; in addition to her attending the People's Choice Awards, she also managed to change her dress for Covergirl's 50th Anniversary party, unlike Cat Deeley who rocked her scary stumps up to both soirees... That Drew Barrymore took the event as an opportunity to cover herself in various Covergirl products at once... That Daniel O'Donnell said: "People say Jedward have no talent, but I don't agree. Anybody who has the level of success that they have had has to have talent. It might not be the kind of entertainment you enjoy yourself, but that doesn't mean that it's not good"... Of course it doesn't, protesting laddy... Now that Toni Braxton is broke (she's $50million in debt for some reason), she's falling back on what the limited of talent's failsafe - her breasts... Seemingly she's finally taking Playboy up on their repeated offer to pose... Here are her offerings on the matter from Twitter: "New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy's offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think? // I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 ;-) // Of course it will be tastefully done :-) // They are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before"... That David Arquette admitted himself to rehab after he burst open his nose doing "the worm" in a nightclub: "Before checking into the Betty Ford Clinic over New Year's weekend, the 39-year-old actor fell flat on his face and bloodied his nose while trying the break-dancing move at Trousdale right after Christmas, Page Six has learned. Arquette showed up in Miami days later with his face black-and-blue, and refused to take off a Lone Ranger-style mask that barely hid his red, swollen and bruised face... A source told us, 'David has not handled the split well. He's been drinking heavily and just went wild. At Trousdale, he got wasted and tried to do the worm, but ended falling on his face and smashing up his nose. There was blood everywhere. And he's been spending a lot of money at strip clubs (he favours one called Crazy Girls). He ended up a total mess'... In a statement, Cox said, 'I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life. I love and support him.' A rep for Arquette declined to comment"... That Lindsay Lohan isn't stalking Samantha Ronson now that the former's been released from rehab. She just happened to rent out the apartment next door to her former lover: "After renting a house next door to Ronson in Venice, Lohan was spotted in the lobby of the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. A spy told us, 'Sam was also at the hotel that day. It's almost as if Lohan is pursuing her, especially in light of her renting the beach house next door.' But Lohan insists it's all a coincidence. According to reports, she's telling friends she had 'no idea' she'd taken a house right next door to her ex-girlfriend until she moved in and spotted Ronson pulling in"... That Jamie Pressly of My Name is Earl fame has been arrested for DUI in L.A. last night...