That Paddy McGuinness of Take Me Out UK fame has said they're considering a "celeb special of the ITV1 dating show, with stars like DJ Chris Moyles facing the girls"... That, of her famed 90s haircut, Jennifer Aniston said to Allure Magazine: "Let's just say there have been moments I'd rather not relive, like that whole Rachel thing. I love Chris (presumably some hairdresser or other), and he's the bane of my existence at the same time because he started that damn Rachel, which was not my best look. How do I say this? I think it was the ugliest haircut I've ever seen. What I really want to know is how did that thing have legs?"... Never mind that, I'm more concerned with how you gave the go-ahead to these really natural photographs... That, of being ushered in at labour's climax, Elton John said his surrogate-born son, Zach, "shot out like a rocket... There just aren't proper words to describe that feeling. It's indescribable. It was just, 'We have a son'! I'm ready to have a child and lavish my love on our son and not spoil him"... That Octomon has finally succumbed to porn. Well, a fetish video - involving her feeding and whipping a bearded man in a nappy... TMZ reports: "The video was shot recently in her L.A. area home (while the 14 kids were elsewhere?). The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and her body is kinda smokin' (for a mother of 14?). Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back. The video is being shopped for sale. We're told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold"... That Christina Aguilera has been alienating people around Hollywood. First, she gate crashed Jeremy Renner's 40th before going for a kip on his bed. UsMagazine reports Renner was overheard telling friends: "Someone comes and tells me she's in my room. I run up and open the door and I'm like: 'Um, hi. What are you doing?' "She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!" Another source added: "Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep"... When she's not passing out in other people's bedrooms uninvited, she's pushing Burlesque co-star Julianne Hough around: "The confrontation took place Friday at a party hosted by CAA at the Soho House in West Hollywood attended by the likes of Julia Roberts, Colin Firth, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Ryan Seacrest, Hough's boyfriend and a CAA client, was not present. But Aguilera was, and she apparently wasn’t too psyched to see Burlesque costar Hough. 'Christina really got in her face,' an eyewitness told E! News, saying that Aguilera unleashed a verbal barrage at Hough. Onlookers said Aguilera even grabbed Hough, leading the Dancing With the Stars hoofer to snap, 'Don't touch me!' Before the two separated, Aguilera threatened to torpedo Hough's burgeoning country singing career. Hough was said to be 'visibly upset' by the incident, according to one insider. 'The whole thing was troubling. People felt bad for Julianne'"... That all sounds totally made up but we're shy on news today... That Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband has finally found the right moment to tell his 93-year-old wife that doctors were forced to amputate her leg... Prince Frederick said: "The doctors and I sat down and explained it to her. She was very alert. She was not very emotional at all. I helped Zsa Zsa sit up in the bed, and I showed her the bandages where her leg used to be. She saw it and is aware that her leg is now gone. I told her she didn't need it anyway, that I will just carry her everywhere. She chuckled at that"... That's the only way...
